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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

GlowedUpGang

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4988	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Items Found:	5366	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9266	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7934	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	52
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

MineCraftyMemories

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	1348	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6077
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3659
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!