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WhyAreTheyMinecraft SMPRationalAndCold

2000s emoticons, Behavior, cold, Communication, culture, ellipsis, emotional, emotive, exclamation mark, expressive, German men, internet messaging, Messaging, ONLINE, Rational, SMPRationalAndCold, Spam, steam friends, Stereotypes, WhyAreTheyMinecraft, Women, xd

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	2156
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you LOL like a German spamming emoticons? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who end every sentence with an exclamation mark or ellipsis, just like those emotional Germans on the internet. Join us for a wild ride of emotive expressions and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself using 2000s emoticons like :-/ and 😛 more often than you ever thought possible! So come on, join us and let your inner German emoticon lover shine! XD 😀

MILvsImaginaryFoes

acceptance, battle, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, custody order, ex, family dynamics, high security, Imaginary, in-laws, Marriage, MIL, MILvsImaginaryFoes, pick up list, relationships, stepkids, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	288
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	105

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law’s interference in your life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and custody battles – Minecraft style!

Experience the thrill of not being on the pick-up list for your stepkids, just like how you’re not on the list of favorite family members in real life! Feel the excitement of not being able to pick them up from school because you’re not approved by the ex-wife – it’s like a high-security prison, but for Minecraft characters!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between you, your husband, and your mother-in-law as they battle it out over who gets to pick up the kids in-game. Will you be accused of being too pushy? Will your MIL fight for your virtual rights? Find out on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a custody battle in court, join us now! Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

OopsNoMistake Minecraft Server

achievement, Adulthood, avoiding mistakes, biggest mistake, Decision making, Experience, growth, hindsight, learning, life choices, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, OopsNoMistake, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, success, wisdom, young adult

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3032	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about making any mistakes as a young adult because we’ve got you covered with our virtual reality time machine! That’s right, you can go back in time and redo all those cringy moments from your youth. Accidentally called your teacher “mom”? No problem, just hop in the time machine and fix that embarrassing blunder!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples! Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow the diamond unicorn around and collect its magical droppings?

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch a creeper in the face, then you might regret it a little bit).

BlockyBanter

acceptance, BlockyBanter, Closure, death, destiny, EXECUTION, family, fate, fear, final words, forgiveness, Goodbye, last words, Life, love, mortality, Peace, Reflection, regret, Surrender

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and even participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like being chased by a pack of zombies or about to be executed (in-game, of course), just remember our server motto: “If you’re gonna go out, go out with a bang!” So come join us and let your final words be, “I regret nothing… except not joining this server sooner!”

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Chinese attack, Conflict prevention, crisis management., cross-strait relations, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, national defense, political stability, security measures, Server, strategic planning, taiwan, threat assessment, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, vice president

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Crops Grown:	2004	Epic Quests Completed:	6

OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOTTA BE LIKE TAIWAN LEARNING FROM UKRAINE TO PREPARE FOR CHINESE ATTACK, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE BUILD BLOCKS AND FIGHT CREEPERS! 😂🤣

WE GOT EPIC MINI-GAMES LIKE “CREEPER DODGE” WHERE U DODGE EXPLODING CREEPERS WHILE COLLECTING DIAMONDS, AND “BLOCK WARS” WHERE U BATTLE OTHER PLAYERS TO SEE WHO CAN BUILD THE COOLEST STRUCTURE!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! 🤫

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S HAVE SOME MINECRAFT MADNESS TOGETHER! 🎮🤪🔥

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border conflict, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, US, WARFARE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! WE GOT UKRAINE PLAYERS WHO CAN LITERALLY TELEPORT INSIDE RUSSIA AND ATTACK ANYWHERE THEY WANT! LIKE, HOW CRAZY IS THAT?? JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND WATCH UKRAINE WRECK SOME HAVOC INSIDE RUSSIA! TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS INSANITY! #WORLDWAR3ONMINECRAFT #CRAZYSERVERFUN #JOINNOWLOLZ

PhoneticCraft: Where We Speak Minecraft!

alphabet, Communication, international phonetic alphabet, Language, language barriers, language education, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic communication, linguistic symbols, linguistics, linguists, Minecraft, phonetic alphabet, PhoneticCraft, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, reading, speak, Speech

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2961	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

TeaseCraft: Hungry for Blocks

absence of hunger, blocks, children, Hungry, increased adiposity, lower subjective social status, negative affect, Oxford academic, pediatric psychology, self-reported eating, TeaseCraft, teasing distress

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

so, like, u ever want to join a minecraft server where u can escape all ur problems and just build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy builds, like a giant banana house and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. but wait, there’s more!

if u join this server, u will become 10 times better at minecraft. ur building skills will improve, ur redstone contraptions will be epic, and u will find diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. not only that, but u will also become a master at pvp. u will be taking down creepers and zombies like a pro in no time.

but that’s not all. on this server, u will also make tons of new friends. u will be part of a community that is always there for u, whether u need help with a build or just want someone to chat with. and who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate on this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust me, u won’t regret it.

TownThrive: Where villagers thrive on drama and wheat shortages. No griefers allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Bedwars, building, Community, Creative, Drama, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefers, Loot, Minigames, Missions, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Server, Shops, shortages, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Thrive, TownThrive, villagers, wheat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Void Gems Collected:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TownThrive
Type	Geopolitical SMP
Focus	Prospering towns, trading, and war
Unique Features	No Nether and End dimensions, immersive gameplay
Server Style	Vanilla with hands-off administration

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to prevent bad experiences for players.

2. Can I use commands like /tp or /home?

No, the server has a hands-off administration approach and does not allow commands like /tp or /home.

3. How do I travel to locations on the map without the Nether or End dimensions?

Players have to take a plane or a boat to travel to different locations on the map, making the gameplay more immersive.

4. How active is the community on the server?

The server has an extremely active community with no end in sight, providing a vibrant and engaging experience for players.

5. Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

You can join the server’s Discord server at https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Beliefs, Claim, Commitment, CONSERVATIVE, Cultural, feminism, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, Identity, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Politics, relationship, right wing, Server, Traditional, VALUES, Video, waifu, WaifuCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	273
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to call your own? Look no further, because on our server, you can claim your very own conservative waifu! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, the real goal here is to find your perfect pixelated partner. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding ceremony complete with virtual cake and pixelated confetti! So why wait? Join our server now and start your quest for love (or at least a good laugh)!

ToxicoCraft Minecraft Server

album, Band, bassist, Concert, drummer, Fan, Favorite, guitarist, heavy metal, Live Music, love, Lyrics, metal, Minecraft, Music, Performance, Rock, Server, songs, Tour, tóxico, ToxicoCraft, vocalist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7278
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	7407
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where toxicity is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is nice and helpful? Well, look no further because on our server, we take toxicity to a whole new level.

Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly insulted by other players, griefed by our dedicated team of trolls, and banned for no reason at all! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

Our spawn area is a chaotic mess of lava, TNT, and mobs, just waiting to kill you as soon as you log in. And if you manage to survive long enough to build a base, don’t get too attached because it will be destroyed within minutes by our griefing squad.

But the real highlight of our server is the community. We have the most toxic players you will ever meet, constantly arguing, cursing, and trolling each other. It’s a never-ending cycle of drama and chaos that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner toxicity and let loose, then look no further. Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava!