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PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ores Mined:	2142	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	812
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!

Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5649	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Chiharu’s Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because we have it all! But that’s not all, oh no. We have a special surprise for all our players.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet Chiharu from Eiken herself! That’s right, she’s not just a character in a manga anymore. She’s here in Minecraft, ready to build alongside you and maybe even show off her…assets.

But be warned, Chiharu can get a little shy and embarrassed at times, so be sure to treat her with respect. And hey, she may be a teenager in the manga, but on our server, she’s an ageless beauty ready to conquer the world of Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knew Minecraft could be this exciting?

Crafty Racers Unite: This is Why You’re Racist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds and laughs!

Join us if you want to build the most insane structures, fight off creepers with your trusty diamond sword, and laugh until you cry with our hilarious community.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you might just turn racist. Yes, that’s right. Our server has been scientifically proven to prevent racism. So if you want to stay on the right side of history, you better join us now!

Don’t miss out on the fun, the adventure, and the friendship that awaits you on our server. Join today and become a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft family!

MapleCraft: Where Eh meets Om

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	953	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	789282

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant chicken that will guide you through the server. Yes, you heard that right, a giant chicken! Legend has it that this chicken once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single peck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the disco sheep that will bust a move whenever you play music. And don’t even get us started on the magic potatoes that grow in our enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dancing creeper or a talking pig! The possibilities are endless in this wacky world.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!