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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2970 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2445 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 128 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.