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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8207 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 129 | Magic Items Found: | 8158 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!