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BlockMomsWisdom

Best advice, BlockMomsWisdom, childhood teachings, family guidance, life lessons, parental advice, parental experience, parental guidance, parental influence, parental knowledge, parental love, parental mentorship, parental role models, parental support, parental teachings, parental upbringing, parental values, parental wisdom, valuable advice, words of wisdom

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Emeralds Found:	8799	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

RussianTV Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, collaboration, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign influence, Government, intelligence, Investigating, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Propaganda, russia, Russian, RussianTV, SECURITY, Server, state television, Surveillance, television industry, U.S, united states, WORKED

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

RedstoneSpy69

#intelligence agency, ACCUSATION, authoritarian regime, China, Chinese government, decades later, democracy movement, Espionage, Feds, freedom of speech, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, political dissident, political persecution, pro-democracy activist, RedstoneSpy69, state security, Surveillance, tiananmen square, undercover agent, Whistleblower

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Farms Harvested:	349
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

So, like, this server is like a total blast, man. You gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a Tiananmen Square pro-democracy activist who was actually a spy for China’s intelligence agency! Like, whoa, talk about a plot twist, am I right?

Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!

Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!

Adventure, cleavers, Conquer, Custom, custom discord map, Decisions, DOMINATE, Earn, Economy, Elaks, in-game economy, Katanas, knives, Land System, Legacy, Map, Market system, real, Regions, smp, spend, Survival, Trade, Tribal, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	6428	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features

Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.

Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.

Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!

Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.

Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!

Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord.
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends.
Are there any unique weapons in the game?	Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

adorable, animalistic, censored, cute, cutesexual, ears, EYES, fetish, Fluffy, Furry, Images, innocent, Kawaii, MineCraftyQueer, Paws, Petplay, Pussyfree, safe for work, Sexuality, smp, snouts, Wholesome

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

NurseNotLiarMC

AITAH, apartment complex, Applying, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, Communication, Conversation, friendship, Honesty, instagram, Job, Lied, MAKING FRIENDS, Nurse, NurseNotLiarMC, Safety, small talk, Telling a Guy at Tennis, Tennis practice, Truth, work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!

NukeCraft: US vs the World

Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

Ganon’s Creeper Hideout Minecraft Server

creeper, ganon, ganon likes to watch, ganons, HIDEOUT, likes, likes to watch, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, watch

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Ganon himself likes to watch all the action unfold! That’s right, the legendary villain from The Legend of Zelda series is a regular spectator on our server, cheering on players as they battle it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress Ganon with your skills, he might even grant you special powers or rewards! Imagine having the King of Evil himself on your side, helping you conquer the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and show Ganon what you’re made of. Who knows, you might just become his new favorite player and earn yourself a place in Minecraft history!

TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

amusing situation, animal antics, birb, bird comedy, bird humor, bird stuck, Catering, catering chaos, catering mishap, comedy, Entertainment, funny animal, funny animal video, funny news, hilarious news, hilarious situation, humor, Minecraft, Rampage, smp, Stuck, TheCraftyCreeper, Trapped, viral news

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?

Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!