Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!
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Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server
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CuhCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to smoke some gak while building your epic creations!Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly rainbow of riches?
So why not smoke sum gak and join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4
TrueOG Network Overview: Server Version: Purpur 1.18.2 Supported Clients: Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended) Server IPs (No Whitelist): - trueog.net
- true-og.net
- play.trueog.net
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- www.trueog.net
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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions: Q: Is TrueOG Network free to play? A: Yes, TrueOG Network is a 100% free and open-source Minecraft server. Q: How can I join the server? A: You can connect to TrueOG Network using any of the provided server IPs. Q: Are there any upcoming updates? A: Yes, the 1.19 update is coming soon with only 6 plugins left to update. Q: What is TrueOG SMP? A: TrueOG SMP is where the unique OG Minecraft experience begins, with a blend of 2012 survival servers and modern features. Q: Can I get involved in the community? A: Yes, TrueOG Network is structured as a democratic worker co-op, allowing anyone to get involved at any level with dedication. Q: Are there different worlds on the server? A: Yes, TrueOG Network has distinct worlds including Overworld, Nether, and End, each with their own boundaries. Q: Can I participate in upcoming minigames? A: Yes, in the future TrueOG Network will introduce minigames like The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more. Q: How can I connect with TrueOG Network outside of the game? A: You can visit the website, store, Mastodon, Facebook, and GitHub repository for TrueOG Network. -
Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.
Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.
Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.
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CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!
Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.
But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.
So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!
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BrexitSpyCraft
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!
BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!
JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!
ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!
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Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm
come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!