why no one plays lisa – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Holy Block Minecraft Server

BIBLE, BLOCK, Christian beliefs, christian music, christian videos, Christianity, Divine, eternal life, FAITH, gospel, grace, HOLY, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, praise, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, SPIRITUAL, Worship

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

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””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

heem, King, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., bachelorette party, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama, Budget, cold, emotions, fast track, Funeral, ghosted, honeymoon, Minecraft, Obnoxious, patch things up, plus one, rocky situation, Server, stand my ground, Thank you Cards, true colors, two weeks, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no bridesmaids ghosting you or bringing their obnoxious boyfriends to your virtual wedding. Plus, we have a strict no-plus-one policy to avoid any messy breakups ruining the fun. Join now for a stress-free gaming experience and leave the real-life drama behind!

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WeddingDressDrama

bridezilla, family conflict, family dynamics, future daughter, generational dress, honesty in relationships, importance of tradition, Jealousy, long term relationship, lying about engagement, refusing requests, sharing family heirlooms, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sisterly competition, wedding dress, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDressDrama

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind! Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any wedding dress drama.

We promise that no one will ask to borrow your pixelated wedding dress, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are too busy mining diamonds to worry about petty sibling rivalries.

So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds over outdated fashion choices.

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FearlessSMP – ConquerYourFears

anxiety, confronting fears, ConquerYourFears, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, fear of change, fear of death, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearlessSMP, mental health, overcoming fears, personal growth, phobias, worst fear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, your worst fear will come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant zombie pigman riding a spider jumps out at you. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cabin only to have it haunted by ghostly villagers who refuse to leave? Join our server if you dare, and face your worst fears in the most unexpected ways possible!

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BlockyPainGone

BlockyPainGone, coping mechanisms, difficult experiences, emotional pain, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, inner strength, Loss, mental health, overcoming challenges, Pain, personal growth, physical pain, Recovery, resilience, Suffering, support system, Therapy, Tragedy, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

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OilRaiders2020

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Decision making, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, nuclear deal, oil strike, OilRaiders2020, peace talks, sanctions, SECURITY

so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

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Raw Charms: Where Vanilla is always in style (and no, we’re not talking about ice cream)!

backups, Builders, charms, Cheating, co-op, Community, cream, Discord, exploiting, HACKING, Ice, Journey, leader, Minecraft, Players, Raw, rules, Server, spawn protection, Staff, Style, Support, Talking, Vanilla, Voting, worlds

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Description	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7 Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 BlocksWorlds: Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban)	No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb
Server Rules (Allowed)	PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we are a vanilla server and do not allow the use of mods.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP provided above to connect to our server in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rewards for voting for the server?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server on various websites are rewarded in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: Contact a staff member or use our Discord channel to report any rule violations.

Passport Bros Safe Haven Minecraft Server

bros, Haven, Is it Safe?, Minecraft, passport, PASSPORT BROS, passport requirements, passport safety, Safe, safe travel, security measures, Server, Tourist Destination, tourist safety, travel advice, travel checklist, travel essentials, Travel Guidelines, travel precautions, travel regulations, travel safety, travel security, travel tips, vacation safety, what happens here

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with your fellow passport bros. We’ve got everything from diamond-studded pigs to talking creepers who tell dad jokes.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles for enchanted loot.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lag spike). See you in the virtual world, passport bros!

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Sibos Moves to Beijing Minecraft SMP

ai, Beijing, Capital, Chainlink exhibition, China, compliance, connecting the future, debate, digital currencies., embedded finance, ESG, Event, expert speakers, finance, interoperability, ISO 20022, Minecraft, Moves, Sibos, smp, tokenisation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! In this server, we have moved Sibos to Beijing in 2024 for the first time ever! That’s right, you can attend the event at the China National Convention Centre in Minecraft form!

Join thousands of participants as they gather to hear expert speakers debate the theme ‘Connecting the future of finance’. With over 500 expert speakers sharing their insights and outlooks across 250+ sessions, you’ll learn about topics such as AI, digital currencies, tokenisation, ISO 20022, ESG, embedded finance, interoperability, and compliance.

But wait, there’s more! This year’s SIBOS is basically a Chainlink exhibition in our Minecraft world. So if you want to experience the future of finance in a whole new way, join our server now and get ready for some outrageous adventures!

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