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GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Potions Brewed:	80
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6715	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	904	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Votes:	5816
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	64	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
Country & Timezone:
Reason for joining CampCraft:
How active will you be?
Other hobbies/games:

Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8473
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Votes:	7834	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Animals Bred:	108
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!