Why Minecraft Isnt’t Fun Anymore Minecraft Servers

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	734496
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

23.161.168.61:30033

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

Address, Community, direct join, Experience, Gaming, JOINMC, Latest Version, Link, maio, Minecolonies, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, port not needed, Ribitech, Server, Sky Bees 2, Skyblock, skyblocking, Skytisfactory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Animals Bred:	137	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	6611	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	2759
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	157	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, confession, consequences, Deception, emotional turmoil, exposure, forgiveness, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long-term secret, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship, secret, SecretSMPExposed, smp, Trust

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Animals Bred:	140

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.

CraftyCompliments

Adult, Alluring, arousing, best, Compliment, CraftyCompliments, Erotic, explicit, flirty, given, hot, INTIMATE, Naughty, NSFW, passionate, Received, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Suggestive

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to receive compliments that will make your blocky character blush and your pickaxe tremble with excitement. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in intense roleplay sessions, our server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity and your innocence. So come on, join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!