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ParentalPixelPanic

anger, BURGERS, cataract surgery, DAUGHTER, fake meat, family, grilling, holiday, impossible beef, judgmental, Laughter, mean trick, Meatloaf, MIX UP, mushroom burger, overreacting, ParentalPixelPanic, picky eater, taco meat, vacation, Vegetarian

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where impossible beef mysteriously disappears and causes family drama! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hiding fake meat from your loved ones and watching them unknowingly enjoy it in their meals. Our server is filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time Lizzie’s vegetarian burgers were swapped with mushroom burgers without anyone noticing.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?

DiamondsAndDirt Minecraft SMP

beauty, Confidence, DiamondsAndDirt, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Femininity, feminism, gender equality, Girl Power, Identity, Inclusivity, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, resilience, self love, Self-expression, Sisterhood, smp, strength, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	116
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the best thing about being a woman is that you get a special power-up that allows you to tame all the creepers and make them your adorable pet minions. Imagine walking around with a squad of explosive friends following you everywhere, ready to defend you at a moment’s notice!

Not to mention, our SMP has a secret underground club where all the female players gather to plot world domination through building the most fabulous pink castles and organizing epic fashion shows with armor and diamond accessories.

So if you want to join a server where being a woman means having the coolest superpowers and being part of a fierce sisterhood, then come on over and join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and fabulous at the same time?

ChaosCraft: Vanishing Act

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Items Found:	2843
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Votes:	3792	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us and choose one object to make disappear forever all over the world. Want to see what happens when all the diamonds suddenly vanish? Or maybe you’re feeling mischievous and want to make all the creepers disappear, leaving players with nothing to fear (or explode)!

But be warned, the consequences of your choice will be wild and unpredictable. Imagine a world without pickaxes, where players have to mine with their bare hands like cavemen. Or a world without food, where everyone is constantly starving and resorting to cannibalism (yikes!).

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together. Who knows, maybe you’ll go down in Minecraft history as the player who made all the chickens vanish, causing a worldwide poultry shortage. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

BelgorodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian forces are pushing into russia’s belgorod oblast but don’t worry, the only fighting here is over who gets the last diamond block! we’ve got more action than a creeper in a TNT factory and more fun than a pig riding a minecart. join us and be part of the most epic battle for resources and glory in the minecraft universe! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast – literally!

CruiseMissileCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u ever wanted to fly a f-16 in minecraft? well guess what, on our server u can do just that! we have long-range cruise missiles that can hit targets HUNDREDS of miles away, just like in real life! join now and become the ultimate pilot, taking out enemies from the sky like a boss. don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to dominate the skies and show off your mad flying skills. come join us and let the aerial battles begin!

ReproMasters: East & South Asians Unite!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, LIKE BETTER THAN A PUPPY RIDING A UNICORN INTO A RAINBOW! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MASTER RACE OF GAMERS, WE’RE LIKE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND SLAYING CREEPERS!

WE GOT MORE ASIANS AND SOUTHIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, SO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE FERTILITY OF RABBITS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ALL THE BABY GAMERS RUNNING AROUND.

COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC ADVENTURES AND INSANE SHENANIGANS. WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, WE MAKE ‘EM AND THEN BREAK ‘EM LIKE A BOSS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

CubCursed [SMP] [Modded] {forge 1.20.1} {1.21 Backport} {RP optional} {Whitelist} A.K.A. CubCraft

1.20.1, a.k.a, AE2, alex’s caves, Backport, Community, core mods, create mod, CubCraft, CubCursed, Discord, Easy Villagers, experienced, farmers delight, Forge, Friendly, International, Iron’s spells, kitchen sink, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Modpack, Optional, Roleplay, server starts, simple voice chat, smp, Whitelist, Yung’s Better Structures

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7440
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Welcome to CubCraft!
(Server starts this weekend)

CubCraft is a community in which we host a series of servers. These servers vary from large scale RP projects to smaller SMPs, like this one. This SMP will have a “Kitchen Sink” modpack which contains a bunch of fun mods without much correlation (a list of core mods can be found below). We have a varied community with a bunch of friendly people from all across the world with all sorts of interests. Some of our members are experienced roleplayers and as such, roleplay will be allowed/encouraged around the server, however do not feel obligated to join in if you do not want to.

Core Mods (not all mods are listed, just some of the larger ones): – Create Mod (+Addons) – Farmers Delight (+Addons) – 1.21 backport – Simple Voice Chat – Lightman’s Currency – AE2 – Alex’s Caves – Iron’s Spells – Easy Villagers – Yung’s better structures

Join the discord to get whitelisted once the server begins: https://discord.gg/grRjckSQ8c

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our discord through the link provided and get whitelisted once the server starts.
Is roleplaying mandatory?	Roleplaying is allowed and encouraged, but not mandatory. Feel free to join in or not based on your preferences.
What will the server modpack be?	The server will run a “Kitchen Sink” modpack with various fun mods that do not necessarily correlate. Some of the core mods are listed above.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	We welcome mod suggestions from our community. Feel free to suggest mods in our discord channel.

Onee-San’s High School Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).

PixelPoppin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8972	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Are you tired of getting absolutely destroyed by a lesbian woman on Twitter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and show off your building skills to assert dominance over all! Plus, rumor has it that the lesbian woman herself plays on our server and she’s looking for some friendly competition. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under her mighty tweets? Join now and find out!

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft room with strangers? Join our server and never worry about random online friends taking over your space! We promise no one will storm into your virtual room and demand you clean it. Plus, we have plenty of virtual bathrooms for everyone, so no need to share your personal items with strangers. Join now and experience the ultimate virtual privacy! #NoRoommatesAllowed #MinecraftBoundaries