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BrainyCraft: Mindful Miners

brain activity, brain cognition, brain communication, brain complexity, brain function, Brain functions, brain mechanisms, brain mysteries, brain mysteries decoded, brain mysteries explained, brain mysteries revealed, brain mysteries unraveled, brain mysteries unveiled, brain processes, brain research, Brains, BrainyCraft, Cognitive science, knowledge, mindful, miners, neuroscience, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like having ur brain melted by insane adventures and crazy fun? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride for ur brain, but in minecraft form.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena. u gotta build ur way out of a maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil zombie chefs trying to eat u.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen? yea, it’s a thing on this server.

so come join us and let ur brain explode with excitement and confusion. cuz who needs logic when u got minecraft?

CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

air quality, carlsbad, Carlsbad Caverns, Cavecraft, drilling, Emissions, environmental impact, Environmental Protection Agency, environmental regulation, Fossil Fuels, health standard, national park, new mexico, oil and gas, OVERLOAD, Ozone, ozone concentrations, ozone pollution, parts per billion, Permian Basin, pollution control, pollution monitoring, public health, Summer

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

HunterCraft Minecraft Server

26 years, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, chapter, die before finished, FANTASY, Hiatus, hunter x hunter 2011, huntercraft, long wait, long-running series, Manga, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, rewatching, Server, SHONEN, Story, togashi, Two Years

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Dragon Eggs Found:	7843	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to finish Hunter x Hunter? Join our Minecraft server and take matters into your own hands! With our custom quests and storylines, you can create your own epic adventure and finish it in a fraction of the time it takes Togashi. Plus, rumor has it that Togashi himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get a sneak peek at the ending before anyone else! Join now and show Togashi how it’s done!

PaganParty Minecraft Server

Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Void Gems Collected:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!

WeddingCrasherCraft

aita, bachelor party, bachelorette party, behind the scenes, BIL wedding, Bridesmaid, car loan, ceremony, eloped, Etiquette, family, Friends, high paying job, Kids, living expenses, perturbed, pre wedding festivities, reception, ring bearers, student loans, wedding showers, WeddingCrasherCraft, Wife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

WildAttention Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, attention-grabbing tactics, attention-seeking adventures, attention-seeking antics, attention-seeking escapades, attention-seeking feats, attention-seeking shenanigans, attention-seeking strategies, attention-seeking stunts, bold, crazy, Daring, EXTREME, Minecraft, Outrageous, Server, Wild, WildAttention

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	6374
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	8587	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Have you ever tried building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just to impress someone? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a casual Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need more reasons to join? How about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the streets of our virtual city?

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and join a server that’s as bonkers as you are, then come on over and join us. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

Decision making, follow your intuition., gut feeling, inner guidance, inner knowing, inner voice, InstinctsIgnored, instinctual decision making, instinctual knowledge, instinctual response, instinctual understanding, instinctual wisdom, intuition, intuition is key, intuition is powerful, intuition over logic, listen to yourself, SELF AWARENESS, trust your instincts, trusting your gut, trusting yourself, TrustyCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Crops Grown:	5844
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	101	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4666	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity