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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Mines Excavated:	2311	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8123
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	801
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6010	Emeralds Found:	9364
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!