Why I’m Stealing Everyone’s XP Minecraft Servers

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3879	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Potions Brewed:	104
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Emeralds Found:	4464
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7317
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

changing societal norms, commitment issues, cultural shifts, dating culture, empowerment, feminist movement, gender equality, INDEPENDENCE, Long-term partnerships., Marriage, marriage expectations, marriage trends, Minecraft, modern relationships, Nah, personal choice, relationship dynamics, sexual autonomy, sexual revolution, smp, social change, traditional values, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8408	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait until marriage to do anything fun? Well, look no further because on our server, women have stopped waiting altogether! That’s right, no more restrictions or societal norms holding you back from building, exploring, and causing chaos with your fellow players.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!

SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the best midnight snack is definitely a block of obsidian dipped in honey and sprinkled with glowstone dust. Trust me, it’s delicious!