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Why I Abused 2 Minecraft Servers

Why I Abused 2 Minecraft Servers

  • OtokojukuCraft Minecraft Server

    OtokojukuCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5313
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime Sakigake!! Otokojuku on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as the characters in the anime. Want to build a giant robot to fight off hordes of zombies? Go for it! Feel like starting a rebellion against the oppressive admin team? We dare you!

    But be warned, once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of madness and mayhem where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreepCraft SMP: /thread

    CreepCraft SMP: /thread
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 6158
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 494 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ores Mined: 7309
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

    ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3441
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

    Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

    And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

    So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRoomForGmaLOL

    NoRoomForGmaLOL
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8484
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

    Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 7697
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Votes: 6543
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

    Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9999
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4454 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

    In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

    Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PizzaGreaseCraft

    PizzaGreaseCraft
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1197
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Star Shards Collected: 199
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

    BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6877
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Villages Defended: 19
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Potions Brewed: 156
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Panda Junior High School

    Panda Junior High School
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 6536
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

    We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

    Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

    Join our small and tight community today!

    mc.pandasmp.cloud

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MurdocMC

    MurdocMC
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9702
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Buildings Constructed: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    MurdocMC is proud to announce the official release of our minecraft server! We are currently operating on Minecraft Java, using version 1.21.

    Info:As soon as GeyserMC updates their plugin to work with spigot/paper 1.21, we will introduce the server to Bedrock/Java/Any Version of Minecraft/& make it crossplatform.

    IP (Subdomain): murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945IP (Regular): 149.56.159.214:26945Do be sure to vote on all of the vote sites by running the in-game command ‘/voteall’Upon doing so, you will receive rewards. Such as crate keys, currency, items, etc.

    Thanks for joining our server and, I hope to see you in-game soon!

    murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945

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