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AgelessSMP – Eternal Minecraft Fun

age, ageless, AgelessSMP, aging, Decision making, dream, ETERNAL, eternal happiness, eternal life, eternal youth, eternal youthfulness, FANTASY, Forever Young, Fun, hypothetical, IMMORTALITY, life choice, Longevity, Minecraft, never grow old, Time, timelessness, wish, youthfulness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	6364
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can be any age you want for the rest of your virtual life! Want to be a carefree kid again? Done. Want to be a wise old grandpa? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the map that can make you reverse your age in real life too! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to school as a toddler or a senior citizen. It’s the ultimate prank!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the age of your dreams. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server!

CreeperCraze: Blowin’ Up Blocks!

blocks, BLOWIN, CreeperCraze, destructive tendencies, harmful habits, self harm, self-defeating behaviors, self-destructive actions, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive behaviors, self-destructive choices, self-destructive habits, self-destructive mindset, self-destructive patterns, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, unintentional actions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic chaos and destruction you never knew you needed in your life! Forget accidentally hitting your toe on the corner of a table, on our server you’ll be accidentally blowing up entire villages with your TNT cannons!

Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster of self-destructive behavior, where you can unleash your inner chaos and watch the world burn (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting to take over the server with their explosive antics.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of unintentional destruction in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s memory capacity)? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Climate Care Crew

#sustainability, adaptation, Awareness, care, climate, climate change, CREW, discussion paper, DOCTORS, education, environmental health, health care workers, Healthcare, human health, Impact, Initiatives, medical professionals, mitigation, Prepare, public health, researchers, Strengthen, Train

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9099	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Votes:	2566
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

lol this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong but in a good way! imagine if doctors and researchers in Minecraft were trying to save the world from climate change by building epic structures and fighting off zombie polar bears. join us if you want to be a hero in a lab coat, saving the world one block at a time! plus, we have free virtual vaccines for all players to protect you from in-game diseases. come join the madness and be a part of the wackiest medical team ever!

RigoloSMP: Where Even the Creepers Have a Sense of Humor! Join Us for Some Laughs and Vanilla Survival Fun! Whitelist Only.

Adventure, bedrock, building, Challenges, Community, Cracked, CREEPERS, Discord, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, humor, Join, Journey, laughs, multiplayer, Players, RigoloSMP, rules, Season, sense, Server, smp, success, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Rigolo SMP
Server Version	1.21
Type	Vanilla
Community	Amazing
Compatibility	Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Join the Discord using the link provided and we’ll whitelist you.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running on version 1.21.

3. Is the server modded?

No, the server is entirely vanilla.

4. Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?

Yes, both cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join.

He’s One Of Us Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allegiance, Alliance, belonging, belongingness, brotherhood, camaraderie, Community, Companionship, Connection, family, HE’S ONE OF US, Hes, inclusion, loyalty, Minecraft, Server, Sisterhood, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Tribe, Unity

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, HE’S ONE OF US! That’s right, our owner is actually a talking llama who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and ride them all day long.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and a giant hot tub made entirely of lava. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the walls are lined with golden carrots and emerald blocks.

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of slime blocks and bounce your way to victory. So come on, join us and remember, HE’S ONE OF US!

Mad Man Don’s Minecraft SMP

Character, crazy, dialogue, Don, DONS, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, fictional, iconic, INSANE, INTENSE, mad, mad man, man, memorable, Minecraft, phrase, Quote, reaction, smp, Television Show, TV series

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is the norm.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, creepers have formed their own boy band, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Don, a player so skilled and so unpredictable that even the Ender Dragon fears him. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wolves with nothing but a stack of raw beef and a wink.

So why should you join this madness? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Where else can you build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses and have it become the server mascot?

Join us, if you dare. But be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and the laughter, and you’ll never want to leave. Welcome to the land of the mad man, where anything is possible and everything is hilarious.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, Boundaries, Cats, Communication, consequences, custody, DATING, Decision making, emotions, family, footage, Girlfriend, House, Minecraft, perspective, Pets, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Server, Siblings, Surveillance, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama or excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time I caught my brother’s girlfriend trying to sneak our cats out for a joyride! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when I caught her red-handed on our security cameras? It was like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time our neighbor’s dog tried to invade our territory and take on our feline warriors. Let’s just say it was a battle for the ages, and only the bravest survived!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to never let the cats outside. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with those fierce feline protectors!

NoGFNoRoommateAllowed

apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, compromise, couple, Decision making, disagreement, dynamics, Fairness, Girlfriend, living arrangement, living space, NoGFNoRoommateAllowed, personal space, relationship, Rent, roommate, sharing, Tension, Utilities

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8871
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roommate drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world filled with passive-aggressive tension and awkward encounters.

Are you tired of sharing your space with unwanted guests? Fear not, for on our server, you can build your own fortress and keep out any unwanted roommates or their significant others. No more Sarahs taking over your kitchen or leaving their stuff everywhere!

Join us and embark on a quest to defend your territory against invading couples looking to split the rent three ways. Will you stand your ground and protect your personal space, or will you cave under the pressure and let them take over?

So come on down to our server and show us if you have what it takes to be the ultimate roommate warrior. Just remember, in this world, it’s every man for himself (unless you’re cool with sharing your space, then you do you).

Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, Development, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Proud10YearOld, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, success

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Farms Harvested:	968
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

family bond, family dynamics, MomDadCraft, parent support, parent-child attachment, parent-child bonding, parent-child closeness, parent-child communication, parent-child conflict, parent-child dynamics, parent-child interaction, parent-child love, Parent-child relationship, parent-child relationship dynamics, parent-child relationship growth, parent-child respect, parent-child trust, parent-child understanding, parental connection, ParentalPixel, relationship with parents

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!