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HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

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WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2346
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	7727
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crops Grown:	4088	Dragons Tamed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crops Grown:	9654

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Votes:	9644	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!