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VarietyMC

Abilities, build battles, Builds, Discord, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, hide & seek, ideas, Items, Lands, Mangas, Minecraft, Prizes, PvP, scavenger hunts, Server, shows, Suggestions, Survival, VarietyMC, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Votes:	8593
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

A bunch of ideas in one server, endless possibilities!

In this server, there are items and weapons inspired by mangas and shows! Some also have abilities, like burning players around you.

There are also lands in this server to protect your precious builds and items. Some hate it and some don’t, so I will try my best to make the server better!

We will host a PvP event from time to time so people can have fun. There will also likely be events like Hide & Seek, Build Battles, and Scavenger Hunts with special prizes 😀

We have a suggestions channel in our Discord server so people can suggest ideas for both the Discord and the Minecraft server :3

play.varietymc.xyz:50140

The Ranch SMP

+18, build contests, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Furries, Items, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, RPG, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magic Items Found:	8891

USERS MUST WHITELIST BEFORE JOINING :)You can find us here: discord.gg/yBYKVusx4n

What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.

What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.

How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.

Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!

What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!

TheRanchSMP.playwn.co

CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6526
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Potions Brewed:	194	Divine Spears Created:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7472

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mines Excavated:	4821
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Potions Brewed:	67	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!