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  • Hoax & Craft: The SMP Vigilantes

    Hoax & Craft: The SMP Vigilantes

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    Yo, listen up, my fellow blockheads! Are you ready to dive into the WILDEST Minecraft SMP of all time? You won’t believe the absolute CHAOS that goes down like a creeper with a sugar rush!

    First off, joining this server is like participating in the world’s weirdest reality show! Like, last week Timmy got bitten by a zombie while trying to hug it because he thought it was a new kind of pet. Spoiler alert: IT WASN’T! We don’t judge here! You’ll meet other wannabe heroes, like that guy who tried to build a house upside down (he calls it abstract art, but we all know he was just confused).

    But wait, there’s more! Every weekend, we hold totally legit competitions like “Who Can Fight the Ender Dragon Blindfolded”. Last time, Stinky Steve won by just running in circles and screaming like he was being attacked by bees! And the best part? He didn’t even have any gear, just a wooden sword and a really bad karaoke playlist!

    Why join us, you ask? Well, there’s this totally real rumor that if you dig deep enough, you might find the lost city of the infamous Blocktopians – you know, the ones that listen to Justin Bieber while riding pigs into battle? I swear, my cousin found a diamond and immediately declared himself the King of Pigs. We’re still trying to figure out how pigs can even be royalty, but hey, nobody judges!

    And the lore? OH BOY, let me tell you about Mr. SquishyHands! He’s a legendary player who once turned an entire village into a giant nether portal just because he got bored. Still haven’t figured out what happened to the villagers… rumor has it they’re now running a successful taco restaurant in the Nether! It’s called “Tacos de Blaze” and the reviews are fire – literally!

    Plus, we have a special VIP section that’s just a giant cake. No, not a metaphorical one, I mean an actual cake. But it’s guarded by a bunch of angry endermen who REALLY don’t appreciate cake jokes. So you better bring your best puns and also a stack of TNT just in case because you never know when the cake will turn into an actual volcano of frosting!

    You might even stumble upon the sacred “Dude, Where’s My Biome?!” forest where trees grow upside down and the water flows like spaghetti sauce! Just make sure to not step on the spaghetti trees or you’ll summon the ghost of Bob Ross who will just give you THE BEST advice on how to paint perfect happy little islands.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join this chaotic carnival of blocks, bad decisions, and out-of-context memes! Who knows, you might become the Champion of the Holy Block, or you might just get turned into a totem pole by some rogue wizard – honestly, either one sounds like a win! Let’s do this, fam! 🍕✨

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  • Fys network

    Fys network

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    Server IP: network.fys-clan.com

    network.fys-clan.com

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  • EdwardSMP

    EdwardSMP

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    SURVIVAL SERVER CREATED BY EdwardPlaysMC! HIRING STAFF!

    STAFF HIRING POSITIONS (AS OF DECEMBER 22, 2020): Builder (4 Positions) Moderator (2 Positions) Developer (1 Position)

    (Contact me to apply for staff on my Steam profile! Steam Chat for the server: tinyurl.com/villagesu2)

    EdwardSMP.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

    ❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

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    1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

    2. IP: mcsuper.net

    3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

    4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

    5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

    6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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    m32.mcsuper.net

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  • TheVortex SMP

    TheVortex SMP

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    Welcome to TheVortex SMP!

    TheVortex SMP is a no-frills survival server I’ve cooked up in my spare time. Hearkening from the days of a grandiose past, a new generation of Time Lords sets off to journey through the stars.

    You can access the server at mc.chara.dev on Minecraft 1.16.4. (Make sure to accept the resource pack!)

    And most importantly, have fun!

    mc.chara.dev

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  • Tgc network

    Tgc network

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    TGC is a 4 year old Minecraft Server that has always been community oriented and having a network of players from all over the planet! Mode is primarily SURVIVAL with a Skyblock and MC MMO to soon come. We don’t do wipes, we choose friendliness over capitalism and we are very glad to say that we love playing together.

    TGC.MCSERVER.US:25606

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  • ❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

    ❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ஜ═══════════════════════════ஜ

    1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

    2. IP: mcsuper.net

    3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

    4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

    5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

    6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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    m30.mcsuper.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Survial World

    Survial World

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    Its a survival server for ppl who just want to play survival

    fckotuxihmkserver.minefort.com

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  • Amethystmc

    Amethystmc

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    Server IP: play.amethystmc.fun

    play.amethystmc.fun

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  • MonqeMC

    MonqeMC

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    This server will soon offer many games to play, for now we have KitPvP, Survival and SkyBlock! This server is in early development so if any bugs occur then please contact us on our discord server! We are also looking staff, but please don’t just join to ask for staff. Enjoy!

    176.31.207.13:25588

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  • SLIPKWORLD Minecraft server

    SLIPKWORLD Minecraft server

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    SlipkWorld ▸ is a tube Minecraft server with complicated survival. On the server you will find: mob levels, meteorites, bosses and much more, which will make your survival and the survival of your friends comfortable and unforgettable ❤️

    play.slipkworld.fun

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