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  • Why Are You Running Now

    Why Are You Running Now

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server Where Time Runs Backwards and Pigs Fly!

    Welcome, brave souls! You might think you’re here for Minecraft, but what if I told you, you’re actually a hologram in a potato? YES! This is the greatest worst server in existence, where the laws of physics take a coffee break while you chase your own shadow! Let’s dive into an abyss of pixelated screams and blocky madness!

    Features of Total Absurdity

    Feature Description
    Infinite Pickles Did you know pickles can mine diamonds? Welcome to the pickle dimension!
    Angry Clouds Watch out! The clouds rain soda and scream your secrets!
    Ghost Players Join as a ghost of a player who left three weeks ago and hunt their friends!
    Time Travel Tuesdays Every Tuesday, you age backward! Granny might be out to get you now!
    Baked Potato Vampires Not your ordinary vampire—they’ll charm you with their buttery goodness!
    Bizarre Biomes Ever seen a biome made of spaghetti? You will! Bring your forks!

    Frequently Agitated Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?

    A: Version 7 billion and 4. It’s in a wormhole. You’re probably using the wrong reality.

    Q: Can I make a house?

    A: Houses? Only if they’re made of nightmares and regret. Also, do you have your crescent moon permits?

    Q: Is this a multiplayer server?

    A: Only if you can summon your shadow self, otherwise it’s just you and the existential dread!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?”

    “The pickles have eyes, and they’re watching you.”

    “Rainbows taste like broken dreams mixed with jellybeans!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sweet Crossings

    Sweet Crossings

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sweet Crossings is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Christian-based Minecraft Economy Survival server, which makes it one of a kind since there are not many Christian MC servers out there. This server is for adults. It has been modded and offers various plugins, including chest shops, leaderboards, sleep-most, graves, silktouch spawners, jobs, McMMO, and Slimefun. The server also has an anti-grief system and offers helpful videos on how to protect your land. If you decide to join Sweet Crossings, please be respectful and remember that the server does not allow griefing, stealing, or hacking. Mainly focused on survival and we host events as well!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/gpJNmWuzXX

    51.222.97.20

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MeowCraft

    MeowCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MeowCraft, an exciting Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) experience that will whisk you away into a world of endless possibilities and feline-inspired adventures. MeowCraft is a vibrant and engaging server where players come together to build, explore, and create their own unique story within a vast and ever-evolving landscape.

    meowcraft.v6.rocks

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AegisMC

    AegisMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Aegis MC is a brand new Minecraft Survival server! We have many custom plugins! The server features quests, crates, rewards, voting, store, and much much more!

    144.217.203.46

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Wipe Lifesteal

    Wipe Lifesteal

    New Minecraft Servers

    Wipe Lifesteal is a Lifesteal SMP Minecraft server where you can fight other players, build your base, earn money, level up, gain coins, etc. We also have a bunch of cool features, such as a proximity chat system, crates system, teams, etc. We also have a Discord server, where you can talk with other players!

    wipelifesteal.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP