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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4756 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?
4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!
