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Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Symbolic Sincerity Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Authenticity, catfishing, Communication, cybersecurity, Deception, Digital World, identity theft, internet, Lies, Minecraft, online interactions, online safety, relationships, Screen, Server, sincerity, social media, Symbolic, symbols, Technology, Trust, virtual reality

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ores Mined:	5247	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Thanksgiving dinners with your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast like no other! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza where you can hunt down turkeys, gather potatoes, and even fish for pumpkin pie!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been transformed into a giant turkey boss that drops epic loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden cornucopia filled with rare items and treasures.

So forget about traditional dinners and boring family conversations, come join us for a Thanksgiving celebration that will leave you stuffed with laughter and adventure!

Cool Krillin Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your genetic peak and fight among the best? Look no further than our server, where we have the world’s strongest human as a player! He may have been born with weaknesses, but he ignores them and is determined to fight for a good cause. Join us for epic battles and outrageous adventures – because coolness is all about character, not just ability or skill!

Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	3200

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky, wonderful angel?

Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with incredible luck in finding diamonds. Amelia Watson herself will guide you to the richest mines and Dooby will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all – we’ve heard whispers that Amelia and Dooby have secret bases filled with rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Join now and you might just stumble upon their hidden treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and bask in the glory of Amelia Watson and Dooby. It’s going to be a Minecraft journey like no other!

Towny MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	875860	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9326	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!

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Crimson Ash SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	581	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to Crimson Ash SMP !

Best Filipino Minecraft Server , This Server have Features like Thirst mod, Skills, Mob Leveling etc. This Server is only Survival Server but there’s a twist we add roleplay into this server like marriage ! What are you waiting for come and join to this server !

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Stable Work, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPMR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1010	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?