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EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	817	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2932
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	5811
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
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Reason for joining CampCraft:
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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3745	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!