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CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9702	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	171
Enchantments Applied:	182	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	264001
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	58
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	1129

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Votes:	7449
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Void Gems Collected:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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