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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5095 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2825 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
