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Whore’s Daddy Mine 1.20.5
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because on this server, you can be some virtual whore’s daddy! That’s right, you can live out all your weird fantasies in blocky pixel form. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness. Who needs reality when you can be a Minecraft daddy to some random digital hoe? It’s a whole new level of roleplaying that will make you question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the daddy you never knew you wanted to be! -
MysticCraft Land 1.20.6
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chineese new year party! No real girls answering your messages? No problem, we’ve got older chineese ladies in teddies ready to knit you a pumpkin while you hold your dick out! Get ready for garlic breath and swimsuit fetishes, because on this server, anything goes! Speedo racing swimsuits are the new bikini, and the only traffic you’ll encounter is the traffic of laughs and fun. Don’t miss out on the most manic Asian adventure of your life – join now! -
Curvy Crafted World 1.20.6
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the most epic collection of sexy fat whores you’ve ever seen in your life! And guess what? You can post them all over the server for everyone to admire and drool over. It’s like a virtual strip club, but with blocky graphics and pixelated booty shaking. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the sexy fat whores reign supreme in our pixelated paradise! -
D.O.A. Thread Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by starting to fap to DOA (Dead or Alive) whores right now! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the power of the fap will unlock hidden treasures in our world, from diamond blocks to enchanted gear. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of fapping and are always ready to lend a hand…or a tissue. So what are you waiting for? Get your fap on and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before! -
Shit Company Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was born from a fiery passion for VTubing and a desire to create a place where anything goes!Join us on our server where we have virtual YouTubers running around causing chaos, and the company behind them was literally created out of a “FINE FUCK YOU BITCH” moment. We’ve got blackjack, we’ve got whores, we’ve got Scotland forever!
Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous moments and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might even win an award for being the craziest player on the server! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!
2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.
3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!
4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.
5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!
6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.
7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.
8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!
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Whores Are Cool Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to love whores (good)! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. And that’s not even the best part – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with whores (good), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP! -
Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?
So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.