whopper – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

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CraftyFibsMC

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Have you ever heard of the Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance the Macarena? Well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying chicken, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battle a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So come on down to our crazy world and see if you can survive the madness!

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CraftyMinecrafters

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Have you ever been told that diamonds grow on trees in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they actually do! Join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the game by harvesting diamonds straight from our magical diamond trees.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a party like no other and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Ender Dragon, who is rumored to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and claim his kazoo for yourself, becoming the most musically talented player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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Simply Vanilla SMP: Where even the llamas are 15+ and on the whitelist!

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About us:

Welcome to Pure SMP, a community-driven server inspired by Hermitcraft. Our goal is to provide a classic vanilla Minecraft experience alongside a friendly and supportive community! We strive to have a mature, relaxed, and fun community where friends can bond together and just have fun!

What we provide:

Vanilla Experience	Immerse yourself in Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played, with no mods, just pure Minecraft! We have only a few plugins that affect your gameplay.
Friendly & Chill Community	Join a diverse community of builders, explorers, redstoners, and farmers. We prioritize inclusivity, respect, positivity, and collaboration among players.
Regular Events	Participate in exciting events such as building competitions, community projects, and themed server-wide events. Prizes await the champions!
Player Applications	To ensure a harmonious and mature environment, new players are required to do a VC application. This helps us maintain a quality community where everyone feels valued and respected.
Active Discord	Stay connected with fellow players through our active Discord server. Discuss builds, share tips, coordinate events, and forge lasting friendships beyond the game!
Interactive Voting System	Shape the server’s future by participating in regular polls and voting sessions. Your voice matters in decisions regarding server updates, rule changes, and community initiatives.

Discord: https://discord.gg/6zaKs5KSXC

FAQs:

What is the server’s IP address?

The server’s IP address is not publicly available. Please join our Discord server for more information on how to join.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We promote a positive and respectful community where players can enjoy their time without fear of their creations being destroyed.

Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

We do not have strict age restrictions, but we do expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others. We have a zero-tolerance policy for harassment, discrimination, and inappropriate behavior.

Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. We welcome new players who are willing to contribute positively to our community.

Gozaru’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited building powers and the ability to ride a pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Creeper King, who challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot. And don’t forget about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where brave players can test their skills by riding the dragon through a fiery obstacle course.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Goodbye Gozaru, hello epicness!

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LicketySplit Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to have a building competition, but instead of building houses, they built giant statues of chickens wearing top hats. And that’s just a taste of the madness that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the floss. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow diamond. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs Euros when you can have all this craziness right here? lick lick lick See you in the game, fellow adventurers! lick lick lick

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GayCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where you can experience all the juicy gossip and relationship drama just like this wild story!

Meet gym addicts, straight men obsessed with their glutes, and girlfriends who accuse their boyfriends of cheating with men after taking too much pre-workout. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous stories and scandals unfold right before your eyes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle or a heated argument over body hair grooming preferences. Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today!

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StepMomma Drama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets, unexpected children, and heated arguments!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game spouse has a secret child that may or may not be yours. Will you choose to take in this mysterious child and raise them as your own, or will you stand your ground and refuse to expand your Minecraft family?

With twists and turns at every corner, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family members or uncover hidden secrets about your Minecraft friends!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected plot twists. Just remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even finding out you have a secret child in the game!

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PixelPervs: Crafting Kinks & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your unique fetishes? Look no further, because on our server, we have a fetish for EVERYTHING! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to creating elaborate rollercoasters made entirely out of cake, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and discover your inner fetish as you explore our wacky world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and talking trees. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon where players dress up as their favorite vegetables and engage in epic battles for the title of “Supreme Broccoli King.”

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your freak flag fly high as you indulge in all your wildest fantasies. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

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ShingleCraft: Mind Bender

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that if you have had shingles in the past, you are 20% more likely to forget where you put your diamonds! it’s like a built-in memory loss feature for added challenge! join now and see if you can remember where you left your house or if you even built one in the first place! who needs cognitive function when you have a pickaxe and a dream?!

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European Legendary SMP

Claimblocks, Cross-Play, Customenchants, Economy, European, EvenMoreFish, Legendary, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Randomtp, Simpletpa, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to European Legendary SMP Season 1!

We have many funny and interesting plugins, example McMMO, ClaimBlocks, CustomEnchants, EvenMoreFish, SimpleTPA, RandomTP and alot more !

Come and join with us and enjoy with others!

88.211.212.25

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ChainsawCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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ShionCraft SMP: The Resurrection of Shion

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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