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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8149 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 642021 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
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