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Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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CoreMC

goals, Eastern United States, Transphobia, auto clicker, Lag
Server Name CoreMC

Started 3 years ago

Server Type Vanilla

Server Address play.core-mc.net

Location Eastern United States

Hardware Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20 allocated to Minecraft)

Overview

CoreMC is a vanilla Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple and welcoming community for players of all types. The server runs on the stock vanilla .jar, allowing players to enjoy all the features and gameplay options of vanilla Minecraft. The server was started 3 years ago and has a dedicated player base looking to grow.

Rules
If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through the Discord.

Additional Information
FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Client-side mods like Optifine and auto clickers are allowed. However, hacking mods like xray or flyhacks are not permitted. If you’re unsure about a specific mod, please ask first.

2. Are there any restrictions on building?

Players are allowed to build anything possible in vanilla Minecraft, as long as it does not cause excessive lag. If asked to scale back on lag-causing builds, please comply.

3. How active is the server?

The server may not be very active at times, but efforts are being made to recruit more players and maintain a welcoming community. Players are encouraged to set new goals for themselves to keep the gameplay engaging.

4. Can I have multiple accounts on the server?

Alt accounts are allowed as long as they are not used to break the server rules. If you have additional accounts you’d like to use, you can request to have them whitelisted.

5. Is the server regularly updated?

The server runs on the stock vanilla .jar, so updates will be dependent on official Minecraft updates. The world was generated in Minecraft 1.18 and will not be reset unless necessary.
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Exile Path 2nd Gen 1.20.3

duelist, 1.20.3, Trade Site, Path, Gen

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can duel like a DRUID in a waiting room. Sounds crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the most recent patch notes that will blow your mind. Launch live updates that will make you question reality. And don’t even get me started on the patch notes – they’re so outrageous, you won’t believe your eyes!

But that’s not all! You can buy an early access key that will unlock a whole new dimension of craziness. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our trade site where you can trade like a madman. Climb the ladder of insanity on our server and consult our wiki for all the wacky info you need. And hey, if you respawn at a checkpoint, just remember the number 508532360 – it’s the key to unlocking the true madness of this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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NoobSkillz Minecraft SMP

self-acceptance, Skills, self development, self reflection, smp

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be if you wanna flex your mad gaming skills and make some new friends.

So, like, the reason you should totally join is because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden lever, you’ll unlock a secret room filled with enchanted gear and potions. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and stuff.

Plus, we have this crazy PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show off your PvP skills. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ fire-breathing dragon as a pet.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have this giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the entire server. It’s like Disneyland, but with creepers and zombies instead of Mickey Mouse.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SlumberCraft

sleepover awkwardness, sleepover horror, sleepover trauma, sleepover embarrassment, sleepover party fail

Have you ever had a sleepover so bad that you wished you were being chased by creepers instead? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your sleepover experience will be so epic, you’ll forget all about that time you accidentally peed in your friend’s sleeping bag.

Join our server for the chance to build a pillow fort so big, it puts the Great Wall of China to shame. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted sleeping bag that grants you the power to sleep through the night without any interruptions – not even a zombie apocalypse could wake you up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s only Minecraft sleepover party, complete with virtual s’mores, ghost stories told by Endermen, and a dance floor made entirely out of glowstone. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the sleepover shenanigans begin!

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SpaceWarsCraft

european union, russia, Intersputnik, telecommunications, space exploration

come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND ENDING AGREEMENTS WITH ALIENS FROM SPACE!!! yu heard it right, we got intergalactic drama happenin on our server, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!!! come build ur own spaceship and join the fight against the evil aliens from intersputnik!!! trust me, u wont find this kind of craziness anywhere else!!! JOIN NOW before the aliens take over!!!

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MommyMoodSwingCraft

supportive responses, emotional bonding, mental health, INFANTS, psychological wellbeing

join dis server if u want to avoid passing on ur depressive symptoms to ur kids thru minecraft. our server is filled with so much positivity and support that ur kids will be happy lil nuggets forever. plus, we have a secret potion that cures depression in game, so u can leave all ur real world problems behind and just have a blast building stuff and fighting zombies. come join us and let’s spread happiness together!

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Server Name	CoreMC
Started	3 years ago
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Hardware	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20 allocated to Minecraft)

Affinity SMP

custom content, smp, Community, season 6, Launch

Minecraft Server Information
Server Name: Affinity Season 6 Server Type: Vanilla+ Launch Date: January 4th Version: 1.21.3 Custom Content: Custom weapons, bosses, dungeons, and more

Minecraft Server Information

Server Name: Affinity Season 6

Server Type: Vanilla+

Launch Date: January 4th

Version: 1.21.3

Custom Content: Custom weapons, bosses, dungeons, and more

FAQ

Q: What is the server type for Affinity Season 6?

A: The server is a Vanilla+ server with custom content.

Q: When is the launch date for Affinity Season 6?

A: The server will launch on January 4th.

Q: What kind of custom content does the server have?

A: The server will have custom weapons, bosses, dungeons, and more as the season progresses.

Q: Where can I find more rules and information about the server?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/B6sXUAHYqu

Eternal Quests 1.21.4

patriarchy, Gender Roles, 1.21.4, ETERNAL, Social Issues

Yo, bro, listen up! If you’re tired of coping in this matriarchal society, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the blocks you need to build your dream incel fortress. No need to game the system when you can game with us! Let’s cope together in the virtual world, where the only matriarchal rule is that creepers are the real enemy. Join now and start building your incel paradise!

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SocietalSaviors Minecraft SMP

empowerment, SocietalSaviors, inspiration, Social Good, diversity and inclusion

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. The server owner is a wizard who can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give us quests to find the legendary golden carrot of power. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s like a thrill ride of explosions and chaos, you gotta see it to believe it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Overview

Rules

Additional Information

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

2. Are there any restrictions on building?

3. How active is the server?

4. Can I have multiple accounts on the server?

5. Is the server regularly updated?

FAQ