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Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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New Server IP
ParentalPwnageCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a family drama that puts soap operas to shame! Join us and witness the epic tale of Omar, Lily, and their struggle to decide whether their kids should learn Urdu or not. Will Omar stand up to Lily and honor his parents’ legacy? Or will he crumble under the pressure and let his kids grow up without knowing their mother tongue?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of white-washed kids who are plotting to take over the server with their lack of cultural knowledge. Will they succeed in their nefarious plans? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on in and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the outrageousness that is our Minecraft server. Who needs boring old quests and building challenges when you can have family feuds and language debates instead? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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New Server IP
TearCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, tear-jerking shows making you cry like a baby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you crying tears of joy from all the laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Say goodbye to sad shows and hello to a world of pure, unadulterated fun on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your block off!

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New Server IP
MinecraftMayhemTV

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Are you tired of boring, lackluster Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players crazier than a pack of rabid wolves.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing skeletons appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that sends you flying into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon riding a giant chicken, participate in a massive food fight using only rotten flesh and spider eyes, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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New Server IP
WestBankWarrior Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we be building our own mini West Bank and annexing it like the Israeli far-right Finance minister! Our life’s mission is to stop any Palestinian state from forming in our blocky world. Join us in our quest for world domination, one block at a time! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. It’s a party up in here, so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

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New Server IP
NaziSloganCourtCraft

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so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier builds den a llama on a trampoline. one time, a player built a giant toilet dat actually flushed. it was epic, bro.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. but shh, it’s a secret. only da chosen ones can find it.

oh, and did i mention our pvp arena? it’s like a battle royale, but with creepers and zombies. it’s lit, fam.

so, come join dis server and let’s have a blast. just don’t mention any nazi slogans, cuz we don’t mess with dat here. peace out, homies.

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New Server IP
Door2DoorSecurCraft

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Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate security system for your virtual world! We got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and keep those creepers away from your precious builds.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about pesky griefers again. Our security systems are so advanced, they’ll make your head spin. Plus, we have a team of highly-trained guard llamas patrolling the server 24/7.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the one to find it?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of ultimate security like never before. Just remember, once you join, you can never leave. Muahaha!

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New Server IP
BabyStarCraft

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come join our server where the black holes are so MASSIVE they grow like BABY STARS. u can mine for diamonds while dodging the gravitational pull of the black hole, it’s a real adrenaline rush. watch out for the space creepers that float around, they’ll explode in ur face and send u flying into the void. but don’t worry, our friendly alien villagers will trade u space potatoes for emeralds. come experience the cosmic chaos and join us in the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

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New Server IP
HELL RISE

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On our project you can feel like a leader among others! Here you can relax and try out good PvP mechanics in the PVP arena and much more!

🧿 Create yourself a unique inventory, gather your strength and become a real hero! Earn yourself the status of a millionaire with the help of a unique system of auctions, buyers and other in-game currency turnover!

mc.hell-rise.ru

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New Server IP
AussierSMP

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# AussierSMP is a towny smp that features: Make civilizations or join one, Declare war/make treaties, Make your own nations, Build together, Make friends!

There will also be mini-games coming soon such as: Bedwars, skywars, Build battle, Death run

*Server Ip is in the discord. You also need to send your minecraft username in the whitelist request channel to be whitelisted aswell.*

Join now! https://discord.gg/GU7RcE9ac3

Aussiersmp.shock-zone.com

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New Server IP

Atlas Earth Season 2: Where you can live out your wildest nation-building dreams!

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Minecraft Server Overview

After a successful first season, we are doing a rerun with better than ever improvements. We have a strong community that we would like to see you involved in. Over the past 3 years as a community, we feel it is time to grow and expand into more of a larger playerbase. If you would be interested in joining in on the fun, join our discord. For more details of our server, please watch the trailer below.

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NjOF7h9D20

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XPFKtS4tDM

List of Features:

Feature
Custom underground dungeons
Dynmap with nations integration, allowing one to view who belongs to what nation
World-wrapping world border, like a sphere
A way to create nations and manage roles within, as well as conducting diplomacy
Many more smaller tweaks and Quality of Life changes

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.
Is the server modded?	No, the server is not modded. It runs on vanilla Minecraft with some custom features.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for everyone.