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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • _KOZTYA_

    _KOZTYA_

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    I want to play on this server because I saw it in a video from one person and I liked this server and I really want to play on this server

    m.cucraft.ru

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafters Planet

    Crafters Planet

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    Crafters Planet is a free to play survival server. Come play on your own or create/join a faction. Mostly survival but some PVP with factions. We hope you will enjoy your time! Come play with us you won’t be sorry.

    85.25.197.232

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crossing Kingdom

    Crossing Kingdom

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    IP: 45.35.63.67

    Come join now! We have a variety of plugins including Towny, McMMO, and Shops! Great Staff and Amazing Builders. Don’t Miss Out!

    45.35.63.67

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Moondance

    Moondance

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    Moondance is launching as a new survival server (new as of November 12, 2016) mostly for adults (20+) . The server will be a work-in-progress. The server has some anti-griefing protection properties. A form of economy will likely be added in the future.

    As far as rules: I am curious as to where the community will take the server. I like the idea of the server’s community forming some type of government or a means by which to dictate what the community feels the society norms should be.

    I would love to see some epic builds occurring however they will need to be made in survival mode. The owner of the server will play on the server however will not use special commands. The owner will play as a normal player and will only use special commands/abilities for administrative purposes like banning an abusive player, etc.

    The server utilizes a whitelist. If you are twenty years of age or older and would like to participate in this community send a message requesting admittance. The server owner currently uses a google email address with a username of Moondanceserver. (This was intentionally written this way to try to help prevent bots from spamming the email address. You should be able to send a message to the server staff if you put moondanceserver immediately followed by the at symbol followed by the common google email domain name.)

    Your message should explain how old you are and why you would like to join the server. It does not need to be a lengthy email. Just a few sentences describing a little bit about yourself and what you are looking for in a Minecraft server.

    69.175.72.200

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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