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MineOlympics2024

athlete’s perspective, bidding process, city, Country, Cultural significance, Dream destination, economic impact, fan experience, Global Event, historical venue, Hosting, Infrastructure, international competition, Legacy, location, logistical considerations, MineOlympics2024, olympic games, sports event, tourism, travel

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Allies, Asia, captured, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, enemies, foreign affairs, international relations, Jongfun, Kim, Military, News, North Korea, Politics, russia, soldiers, Tensions, times of india, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, world news

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MineRealm

Active, Adventures, Community, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, java, Legit, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

How long has MineRealm been running?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

How many unique players have joined MineRealm?

Over 265,000 unique players have joined MineRealm since its launch.

What is the core gameplay like on MineRealm?

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while offering additional meta-gameplay options that are fully optional.

Anime Year Quest 1.20.4

“2000s”, 1.20.4, 2006, 2006 anime, animated, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, Childhood, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite show, japanese animation, long tail tags, mine, Nostalgia, Quest, series, television, tv show, year

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magic Items Found:	2980	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Votes:	814	Rune Stones Activated:	5

OMG, come join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft like it’s 2006, the golden age of anime!

We have pixelated waifus and blocky senpais waiting for you to join and build the most kawaii creations ever seen in the digital world!

Don’t be a baka, join now and let’s unleash our inner otaku while punching trees and fighting creepers! It’s like living in your favorite anime, but with more explosions and less body pillows!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory in a world where anime dreams come true! Let’s goooooo!

CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7213	Ores Mined:	1238
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Votes:	9976	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

best dad jokes, CraftyDadJokes, dad bod, dad chuckles, Dad Comedy, dad gags, dad humor, dad humorist, dad jests, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad one-liners, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad wit, funny jokes, humor, Puns

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Votes:	4379	Ores Mined:	1576
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

accent, cultural norms, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender mimicry, gender performance, gender presentation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, LA accents, linguistic cues, Server, social constructs, speech patterns., Swap, vocal characteristics, vocal impersonation, vocal inflection., vocal mimicry, vocal modulation, vocal stereotypes, voice imitation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	76
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Farms Harvested:	881	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Capy World 💫

Active Staff, Capy, Community, Coreprotect, cube world, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Fly, heads plus, Land Claims, Mob Griefing, Movie Nights, Peace of mind, Plugins, Server, shopping district, Shops, smp, Whitelist, whitelist application, world, World Resets

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	192
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420

Capy World Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
New World	No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
Shopping District	Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
Active Staff	Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
Fly	Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
No Mob Griefing	Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
Peace of Mind	Build protection and item restoration.
Events & Movie Nights	Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
Heads Plus	Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.