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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2954 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.