whole grains Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnackAttackMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Potions Brewed:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

lol so like, this Minecraft SMP is like totally the best place to be if you wanna eat healthy foods while playing Minecraft, like, duh. We have like, virtual kale smoothies and pixelated quinoa bowls that will make your Minecraft character look like a total health nut. Plus, our server is known for having the rarest, most nutritious crops that will make your hunger bar go brrrrrrrr.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll also get access to our secret underground carrot farm where you can munch on crunchy carrots all day long. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of foodie paradise anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and feast on all the healthy foods your Minecraft heart desires. Your in-game body will thank you later, lol.

Fibre Bugs Fight E. coli!

Bacteria, Beans, bugs, Coli, diets, Digestive health, disease prevention, E.coli, fiber rich foods, fibre, Fight, gut microbiome, health, Healthy Eating, immune system, INFECTIONS, microbial diversity, nutrition, pneumonia, protective bacteria, VEGETABLES, whole grains

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	285
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the bugs in your gut microbiome will be fighting off E. coli and pneumonia like they’re in a WWE match! eat more fibre and watch as your protective bacteria species grow stronger than ever before. veggies, beans, and whole grains are the key to success on this server – join now and become the ultimate gut warrior!

OatmealDietGamer – Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, diet trends, dieting, Effectiveness, FITNESS, health, Healthy Eating, high fiber, long term results, low calorie, meal planning, meal replacement, Minecraft, nutrition, oatmeal diet, oatmeal recipes, OatmealDietGamer, smp, sustainable weight loss, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management, whole grains

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the oatmeal diet like never before.

Picture this: instead of counting calories and feeling deprived, you’ll be mining for oats in our virtual oatmeal mines. And get this – every time you eat a bowl of oatmeal in-game, you’ll actually lose weight in real life! It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Oatmeal Monster, a giant creature made entirely of oats who roams the land looking for players to challenge to oatmeal eating contests. Beat him in a battle of the oats and you’ll be rewarded with special powers that will help you on your weight loss journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start shedding those pounds the oatmeal way!

VeggieVillagers

antioxidants, balanced diet, clean eating, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, FRUITS, health myths, healthy food, high fiber, low calorie, MINERALS, misunderstood, nutrition, superfoods, VEGETABLES, VeggieVillagers, VITAMINS, weight loss, wellness, whole grains

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Emeralds Found:	8632
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4238
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant broccoli monsters that shoot kale lasers from their eyes! Explore a world where carrots are actually sentient beings that will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Apple of Immortality!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted fruits that grant you superpowers like flying on a banana peel or turning invisible by eating a magic blueberry!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure? Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience out there!

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

anticipation, Blizzard Entertainment, Chill, classic, classic servers, Community, Craft, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, Gaming, hype, long wait, Mania, Minecraft, mmorpg, mop, MoP Classic, Nostalgia, online gaming, Players, release date, speculation, video games, virtual world, waiting room, World of Warcraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4252
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5606
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

BA tourney, blocks, booru, Crafty, Japanese mahjong, M-League, madness, mahjong, mahjong community, mahjong discussion, Mahjong General, mahjong players, mahjong resources, mahjong rules, mahjong strategy, Mahjong Tiles, mahjong tournaments, MJG, online mahjong, Play, registration, riichi mahjong, sheet, tiles

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	294	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Love at First Creeper

Affection, Communication, confession, Connection, Conversation, courage, creeper, emotions, Expression, feelings, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Intimacy, love, phone call, rejection, relationships, Romantic, unrequited love, Vulnerability, vulnerability in love

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6353	Crops Grown:	3237
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

Adventures, Anime, blocky, Buyfag, Collecting, collection, Consider this, consumerism, culture, Fan, Fandom, Figures, hobby, Japan, Lifestyle, Manga, McBlockface, merchandise, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, shopping, Toys

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	119
Void Gems Collected:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	2055	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

city building, Civ, Civilization, Civilizations, Conquest, Diplomacy, Edition, Gaming, Gaming Community, give me those horses, Horses, long trail, madness, Minecraft, multiplayer, Resource Management, Single player, strategy, strategy games, tags, turn based, V, video games, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8872	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

controversy, crying, disagreement, DIVISIVE, Edition, Exploitation, family moments, Filming, Gang, Join, Manipulation, media manipulation, political views, Press, press gang, Propaganda, Recruitment, Snatch, social media, Struggle, Tactics, Targeting, Unethical, unethical behavior, YeetCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	840
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	575044	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!