whole grains Minecraft Servers

Whole Grains

  • SnackAttackMinecraftSMP

    SnackAttackMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so like, this Minecraft SMP is like totally the best place to be if you wanna eat healthy foods while playing Minecraft, like, duh. We have like, virtual kale smoothies and pixelated quinoa bowls that will make your Minecraft character look like a total health nut. Plus, our server is known for having the rarest, most nutritious crops that will make your hunger bar go brrrrrrrr.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll also get access to our secret underground carrot farm where you can munch on crunchy carrots all day long. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of foodie paradise anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    So come join us and feast on all the healthy foods your Minecraft heart desires. Your in-game body will thank you later, lol.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fibre Bugs Fight E. coli!

    Fibre Bugs Fight E. coli!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the bugs in your gut microbiome will be fighting off E. coli and pneumonia like they’re in a WWE match! eat more fibre and watch as your protective bacteria species grow stronger than ever before. veggies, beans, and whole grains are the key to success on this server – join now and become the ultimate gut warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OatmealDietGamer – Minecraft SMP

    OatmealDietGamer – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the oatmeal diet like never before.

    Picture this: instead of counting calories and feeling deprived, you’ll be mining for oats in our virtual oatmeal mines. And get this – every time you eat a bowl of oatmeal in-game, you’ll actually lose weight in real life! It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Oatmeal Monster, a giant creature made entirely of oats who roams the land looking for players to challenge to oatmeal eating contests. Beat him in a battle of the oats and you’ll be rewarded with special powers that will help you on your weight loss journey.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start shedding those pounds the oatmeal way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VeggieVillagers

    VeggieVillagers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant broccoli monsters that shoot kale lasers from their eyes! Explore a world where carrots are actually sentient beings that will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Apple of Immortality!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted fruits that grant you superpowers like flying on a banana peel or turning invisible by eating a magic blueberry!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure? Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Legacy

    Minecraft Legacy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Legacy Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft Legacy
    Season Sixth
    Modpack Mix of magic and tech
    Duration Intended to be a year

    FAQs

    Question: Do I need to be a content creator to join?

    Answer: Content creation is not a requirement.

    Question: What kind of rewards can I earn on the server?

    Answer: Roleplay participation points, in game Quests rewards for permanent character upgrades.

    Question: Can items carry over to the next season?

    Answer: Some items, pets, and builds will be allowed to carry over, along with a permanent 3 points to anyone who participated enough this season.

    Question: Are there age restrictions to join?

    Answer: No, but age is asked for demographic purposes. In order to avoid being specific you can say ‘adult’ [18+] or ‘child’ [17-]).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Quests Server 1.20.1

    Mystic Quests Server 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the plot is so wild, it will make you drop everything else? Like, seriously, imagine a world where the cows are actually aliens trying to take over the entire server. And the only way to stop them is by building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself.

    But wait, it gets even crazier. The pigs are secretly super intelligent beings who have been plotting to overthrow the cows for centuries. And they are recruiting players to join their bacon army and take down the cheese fortress once and for all.

    Oh, and did I mention that the sheep are actually undercover spies working for a mysterious entity known as the Enderdragon? Yeah, things are getting real weird on this server, but that’s what makes it so freaking awesome. So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft world like no other, join us now and prepare for the ultimate battle of cheese, bacon, and espionage. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MealPrepBro’s Minecraft Server

    MealPrepBro’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of selfish siblings stealing your hard-earned food on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Join us and never worry about your brother packing away your virtual meals for his fitness routine ever again!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find epic quests where you can cook daily for your virtual family of 5, just like in real life! Show off your culinary skills and make sure everyone is well-fed, just like our OP (24m) and his sister (15f)!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a special feature where you can challenge your brother (20m) to a cooking showdown! Show him who the real master chef is and teach him a lesson in appreciation for all the hard work you put into feeding the family!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious cooking adventures in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on all the fun and drama that comes with cooking for a virtual family!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GF StrugglesCraft

    GF StrugglesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about your girlfriend’s gif expectations.

    On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about keeping up with constant messaging. No need to explain your iPhone screen time or undiagnosed ADD – just focus on crafting your dream world in peace.

    And hey, if you’re feeling overwhelmed by reels on IG, don’t worry – on our server, the only reels you’ll be dealing with are the ones you use to catch fish for your virtual aquarium. So come join us for a break from the relationship drama and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentalPunishCraft

    ParentalPunishCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level of craziness!

    Join us if you want to experience punishments like being forced to build a house out of nothing but dirt blocks or having to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day in-game. But hey, at least it’ll give you a good laugh, right?

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Parental Punishment Palace,” where players who misbehave are sent to face the weirdest and wackiest punishments inspired by real-life parental discipline. So if you’ve ever wanted to see what it’s like to be grounded in Minecraft, this is the place for you!

    So come on, join us and see if you can survive the insanity of our server. Who knows, you might just end up with a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got punished for building a house out of TNT blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HondurasCraft: Trumped by China

    HondurasCraft: Trumped by China

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP