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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	670	Dragon Eggs Found:	8190
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

VeggieVibesMC SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, diet tips, food facts, health myths, health-conscious choices, Healthy Eating, healthy food, hidden health benefits, misleading food, natural foods, nutrient-dense foods, nutrient-rich options, nutrition, organic produce, plant based diet, smp, superfoods, VeggieVibesMC, weight loss, wellness, Whole Foods

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

VeggieCraft: Slim & Healthy!

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, dietary habits, disease prevention, evidence-based research, health outcomes, healthy, Healthy Eating, heart health, lifestyle choices, nutrition, obesity prevention, plant based diet, plant-based nutrition, pooled analysis, public health initiatives, raw vegetables, slim, veganism, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, weight loss, weight management, Whole Foods

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT SO MANY VEGGIES YOU’LL LOSE WEIGHT JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. EAT RAW CARROTS AND WATCH THE POUNDS MELT AWAY, IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT REAL. OUR SERVER IS SO HEALTHY, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE ON A DIET. PLUS, IF YOU EAT ENOUGH BROCCOLI, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HEART DISEASE AGAIN. COME JOIN US FOR A VEGETARIAN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! #VEGGIESQUAD #MINECRAFTFITNESS

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	211
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

VeganCraft: No AGEs, All Fun!

AGES, diet comparison, Fun, health benefits, health study, Healthy Eating, inflammation reduction, inflammatory compounds, low fat, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, plant foods, Plant-Based, plant-based diet benefits, vegan diet, vegan lifestyle, VeganCraft, weight loss, weight loss results, weight management, Whole Foods

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server yo. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin.

u know what else? if u join dis server, u gonna be eatin a low-fat vegan diet dat cuts harmful inflammatory compounds by 73%. dat means u gonna be feelin fresh and clean, like a baby’s bottom.

not only dat, but u gonna be droppin dem pounds like it’s hot. 13 pounds, to be exact. u gonna be lookin like a snack in no time, all thanks to dis server.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience da magic of minecraft and da wonders of a vegan diet. u won’t regret it, trust me.

VeggieCraft: Cardiometabolic Makeover

Cardiometabolic, cardiometabolic risk factors, chronic disease prevention, Exercise, Health improvement, healthcare outcomes, holistic approach., intervention, lifestyle changes, makeover, Medical research, mental health, nutrition, physical activity, plant based diet, Preventative Medicine, retrospective analysis, Stress Management, US veterans, VeggieCraft, wellness, Whole Foods

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 15-week whole foods, plant-based diet challenge! we promise it will make you a minecraft pro in no time! plus, our physical activity challenges will have you running around like a chicken with its head cut off (but in a good way)! and don’t even get us started on our stress management techniques – you’ll be zen AF in no time, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way. join now and become a cardiometabolic risk factor crushing machine!

VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, clean eating, debunking myths, diet, FITNESS, food myths, health education, health tips, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mindful eating, Minecraft, misconceptions, nutrition, Server, superfoods, VeggieCraft, weight loss, wellness, wellness trends, Whole Foods

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1511
Farms Harvested:	475	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of people judging you for your healthy lifestyle choices? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things healthy and ridiculous!

Our server is filled with enchanted kale farms, protein shake fountains, and avocado toast villages. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around trying to tempt you with sugary treats and fast food. Will you have the willpower to resist their temptations and stay on the path to health and wellness?

Join us on this wacky adventure and prove to the world that being healthy is not only cool, but also totally hilarious! Who knew that eating your veggies could be so much fun in the virtual world? So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that health is the new black!

WeddingCraft: NoSisInLawAllowed

Boundaries, communication problems, family drama, family dynamics, family feud, family relationships, family tension, football rivalry, future sister-in-law, Invitation, NoSisInLawAllowed, relationship issues, sibling conflict, sister-in-law drama, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family feuds getting in the way!

Join us and leave behind the sister-in-law drama that’s plaguing your real life. On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for supporting your favorite football team or making snide comments about your relationship. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family gatherings where someone blatantly ignores you.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that negativity behind. Who needs wedding invitations when you can have a virtual world where you can thrive without any drama? Let’s roll tide and build some epic structures together!

BlockBeats: Digging for Hits!

BlockBeats, current favorite, Digging, favorite artist, favorite beat, favorite genre, favorite lyrics, favorite melody, favorite music, favorite song, Hits, Music, music analysis, music critique, music interpretation, music recommendation, Music Review, song analysis, song critique, song discussion, song interpretation, Song recommendation, Song Review

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re building your epic castle while jamming out to your favorite song, but suddenly, the creepers start dancing to the beat too! That’s right, on our server, even the mobs have rhythm. Join us for the ultimate musical Minecraft experience and let’s rock out together!

VuhledarRaiders – Keep calm and craft on!

aggression, Calm, Ceasefire, Conflict, Craft, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, nato, ongoing crisis, Political unrest, Russian troops, security concerns, Storming, tense situation, Ukraine, Vuhledar, VuhledarRaiders, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Crops Grown:	7088	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are constantly storming vuhledar in donetsk oblast! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs! ukraine’s military is saying the situation is ‘steadily tense’ but that just makes the game more exciting! build your own bunker and defend against the invading troops, or join forces with them and conquer the land! who needs peace when you can have chaos and explosions in minecraft?! join now for a wild ride like no other!

TeaWorld Minecraft server

automatic farms, Builder, city, Community, creativity, Custom Music, Discord, Economy, HUGE map, Interactive map, java, No Donations, No Private, Pirate, Plasmo Voice, Recruitment, rp, rules, Survival, Tea World, TeaWorld Minecraft server, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

TeaWorld is a vanilla server with RP elements. This is the place where you can take a break from studying and brighten up your gray days.Lots of features and vanilla-friendly plugins: – Plasmo Voice – Custom music – Interactive map – And much more…? A huge map measuring 20,000×20,000 and complete freedom of creativity! You can express yourself as you wish: you can found a city, become a popular builder or create automatic farms. The choice is yours!When you enter our server, you will feel at home, thanks to the friendly community. The rules are simple and can be read in two minutes. You will not be banned for trifles, the administration is not strict.➡️ More details: https://teaworld.fun/wiki? The server has just opened! Be the first to achieve your goal! Players are currently being recruited!Server without license, available on Java. Entrance from the passage.Our website: https://teaworld.funDiscord server: https://discord.gg/c27jZ7zPmgJoin us! We’ll be glad to see you!

mc.teaworld.fun

Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

BaggageBrawlCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Votes:	9247
Astral Projections Made:	4	Star Shards Collected:	132
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	655
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Pet to Pupper

Animals, companions, furry friends, names, nicknames, pet, pet affection, pet behavior, pet bonding, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet connections, pet habits, pet love, pet names, pet nicknames, pet owners, pet personalities, pet relationships, Pets, pupper

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

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MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

argentina, condemning, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international relations, Israel, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, MileiCraft, Politics, President Milei, south america, UN, UNhypocrisy, united nations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll