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Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed

ageing, aging, Allowed, BIAS, blocky, brain network changes, cognitive decline, discrimination, equality, health disparities, healthcare disparities, INEQUALITY, long-term effects, mental health, minority populations, neuroscience, prejudice, racism, research, Social Issues, social justice, societal impact, stress, study

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have NO RACISM and NO DISCRIMINATION because we all about that brain network changes, ya know? we got studies and stuff that prove it! if you want to age faster then maybe this server ain’t for you, but if you want to stay young and fresh like a baby chicken then come on over! we got crazy stories about players who aged 10 years in one day because they were being racist. don’t be like them, come join us and stay young forever! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s pretty wild over here. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s keep those brain networks young and spry!

Love at First Block Minecraft Server

BLOCK, emotions, first love, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, Pain, rejection, relationships, Sadness, Server, unreciprocated love, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited emotions, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited relationship, unreturned affection, unreturned feelings, unreturned love

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of unrequited love in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find true love with our virtual villagers! Build a pixelated palace for your pixelated partner and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real love when you have a diamond sword and a pet pig named Baconator? Join us now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this virtual world, love is just a /tp away!

Chainlink – have you apologized to those in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, apologized, Apology, Blockchain, chainlink, Communication, cryptocurrency, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, learning, Minecraft, mistake, personal development, Recommendation, Redemption, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, smp, social circle, transparency, Trust

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of a player singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs. Think you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even earn the respect of your social circle for recommending such a wild and wacky server. So come on, share your redemption story and let the madness begin!

BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	3485
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
New Chunks Explored:	393923	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Potions Brewed:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Perfectionism Procrastination Playtime

anxiety, Behavior, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, mental health, Narcissistic vulnerability, perfectionism, personality traits, Playtime, procrastination, Psychology, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, self-sabotage, social expectations, stress

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

so, like, u know how u always feel like u gotta be perfect and stuff, but then u end up just putting things off and procrastinating? well, on this server, we embrace ur imperfections and celebrate ur flaws! join us and let ur narcissistic vulnerability shine as u build the wonkiest, most chaotic creations u can imagine! procrastinate all u want, cuz here, we believe in taking ur time and enjoying the process. come be a part of our wacky community where imperfection is perfection!

✅ HorizonOfCubes start of season 4 (04.05.2024) Minecraft server

Board Games, Community, discord community, Events, high quality, HorizonOfCubes, i9 13th generation cores, leisure, minecraft server, Moderation, player interaction, Plugins, season 4, tps, Vanilla Survival, voice chat

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5142
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

HorizonOfCubes is a free server without private, purchased admin panels and other junk. A place where everyone can spend time, resting from everyday work, realizing themselves and communicating with like-minded people.

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The server is based on vanilla survival. The main idea is simplicity, accessibility and creating a good community.

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Vanilla-complementing plugins help to immerse yourself more deeply in the friendly atmosphere. Voice chat and emotions allow you to express yourself, and the server resource pack adds color and variety! All plugins are selected to complement vanilla Minecraft, preserving its vibe.

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Saturday meetings with the project administration in the format of a conversation with players; The world of art for creative people; Events and board games held by players; All types of leisure are countless, everyone will find something to their liking!

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For a comfortable game without lags, the server is divided into separate worlds, each of which is processed separately from each other by the i9 13th generation cores. This ensures stable server operation at 20 TPS, allowing several hundred players to play simultaneously!

The server is constantly monitored by moderation, ready to help the players of the project at any time. All this creates a high quality of the game.

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❗ The project was opened in 2021 and has already established itself in the eyes of thousands of players. Join our friendly community by joining our Discord. Apply and play with us!

play.HorizonOfCubes.ru