come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!
TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
5Ws1H Minecraft Madness
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a party up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all dat jazz!So, like, where can you find a server where you can build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Right here, baby! We got zero gravity blocks and space cows and everything!
Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join our server and play as a superhero with super speed and laser eyes? Save the world from evil mobs and look fly doing it!
When you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe! It’s like a dream come true, but in block form!
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InactiveCraft: 1.8 Bil Risk – DW
so like, u know how like 1.8 billion people are like, at risk cuz they not moving enuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, u gonna be movin so much u gonna be like a freakin olympic athlete.we got so much action goin on, u gonna be runnin, jumpin, fightin mobs, buildin epic structures, all day erryday. u gonna be so active, u gonna be burnin more calories than a marathon runner.
plus, we got like, the craziest events happenin all the time. like, one time, a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and we all had to band together to defeat it. it was like a freakin movie, man.
so come join us on this amazin server and get ur heart pumpin, ur muscles workin, and ur brain thinkin. cuz on this server, u ain’t gonna be at risk of inactivity, u gonna be at risk of havin too much fun.
SudanSurvivalCraft
come join our minecraft server where there is a very real risk of mass starvation! but don’t worry, it’s all just a fun game, no actual hunger involved! build your own food empire and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your crops. who needs real life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world? join now and let the hunger games begin!birb flu in mexico minecraft server
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.mexico bird flu server – first death confirmed never seen humans!
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the deadly bird flu that’s sweeping through Mexico! Our virtual world is completely bird flu-free and filled with endless adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated chickens can actually cure diseases with their magical feathers. So come on over and start building your way to immunity!The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore |
Planet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”cosmosminecraft.net