Who Would Raise You? MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FamousAdoptablesMC

celebrity role models, famous people as guardians, hypothetical adoption scenarios, adopting a celebrity, choose a celebrity guardian

Welcome to the most ridiculously epic Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the creepers are louder, and the legendary stories are as outrageous as your grandma’s fruitcake!

Brace yourselves, future blocky heroes:

Adopted by Celebrity Minecraft Legends: Ever dreamed of being the chosen one by an A-lister? Imagine getting adopted by Shrek! Yes, we’ve got the green giant himself in our server, teaching you how to craft the ultimate swamp mansion. Rumor has it he’s the best at decorating with those not-so-rare lily pads!
Dragon Petting Zoo: Forget adopting your usual furry friends; here, you can adopt a dragon! No, seriously. Everyone in our server gets a baby dragon upon signing in! What’s more, they poop diamonds. Don’t believe us? You’ll just have to come and adopt your very own fire-breathing buddy to see for yourself!
Enderman TED Talks: Want to know the secrets of the universe but tired of boring lectures? Our Enderman hosts are ready to drop knowledge bombs like you’ve never seen! All while teleporting around awkwardly, making sure you’re just confused enough to remember the important stuff. Who knew quantum mechanics could be taught through interpretive dance?
Nether vs. Heaven Raves: Choose your side and get ready to rave like there’s no tomorrow! The Nether holds epic parties where piglins drop the bass while the angels up high throw down celestial confetti. Plus, join our wild races to obtain rare Netherite disco balls! Forget your regular Friday nights; this is where the real party’s at!
Lost Villagers’ Reality Show: Ever wanted to witness survival of the fittest? At this server, you’re not just building; you’re participating in the hottest reality show! Assist villagers in completing mind-boggling challenges like speedboat syncing on lava or building the tallest tower of hay bales, with eliminations happening weekly. Who will be crowned “Blocky Survivor” at the end?
The Infinite Creeper Conspiracy: When you join us, you’ll uncover the shocking truth: creepers are actually just misunderstood poodle wannabes! We need brave players like you to help us decode their secret message that’s believed to lead to the ultimate treasure: a sword that gives you unlimited pizza!
Meme Duel Tournaments: Looking for glory? Our meme duel tournaments will have you laughing and crafting at the same time! Challenge your friends to see who can create the most ludicrous meme with in-game items, and may the best meme lord reign supreme!

So, if you’re tired of boring servers where the sheep don’t wear sunglasses, come on down and join our chaotic adventure! Each block is a new story waiting to be told, full of laughter, dragons, and the craziest twists known to pixel-kind. Who knows, you might just get adopted by the one and only Snoop Dogg! Let’s get blockin’!

GroceryGriefer420

meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, financial strain, food poisoning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

sneeze questions, sneeze sounds, sneeze behavior, lion roar, sneeze explanations

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

political awareness, France, extremists, “Youth, ENGAGEMENT

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

neuroscience, Sensory, nervous system, physical contact, TouchCraft

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

cancer research, Warburg Effect, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, Cellular Respiration, tumor growth

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Discord, Dynmap, Slimefun, quality of life, Faction

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

unexplained, strange events, Teleportation, Mysterious, fantasy world

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

Based, cringe, sciences, debut, wrestling

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!