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CraftyContraband

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	251
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1477	Dragon Eggs Found:	2155
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	273

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?