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Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Items Found:	8983	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Buildings Constructed:	39	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	192
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Animals Bred:	114
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	91	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Emeralds Found:	6247	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Crops Grown:	7056	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Votes:	1646	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!