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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9078 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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