who got you smiling like that Minecraft Servers

who got you smiling like that Minecraft Servers

  • Caledonian SMP: Where adults play with blocks, but not square ones. Join the fun now!

    Caledonian SMP: Where adults play with blocks, but not square ones. Join the fun now!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1294
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Farms Harvested: 497
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Animals Bred: 85
    Runes Activated: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5057 Star Shards Collected: 252
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

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    Caledonian SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly Vanilla SMP with some Vanillatweaks datapacks
    Features Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, Dynmap
    Server Events Regular events and contests with custom trophy rewards

    FAQs

    1. What are the server rules?

    1. Be a good person. Respect others and use common sense. 2. No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items. 3. No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed. 4. No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not. 5. Must be 18 or older to join the server.

    2. How can I join the server?

    To join, join our discord and apply!

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  • BlockMania Minecraft Server

    BlockMania Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 8416
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 66 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Mines Excavated: 3688

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where you can explore strip clubs in Minecraft and indulge in the aroma of sweaty stripper feet. It’s a unique experience that will leave you wanting more!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of foot sniffing adventures. From white to black, brown to Asian soles, you’ll have the opportunity to sniff them all and revel in the heavenly scent. Our community is open-minded and welcoming, so don’t be shy about expressing your love for feet!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, once you start sniffing those virtual toes, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • FinalBattle2024 Minecraft Server

    FinalBattle2024 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 893
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ores Mined: 6101
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Zombie Dances: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! In the year 2024, we are gearing up for the final battle against the Deep State and all their evil minions. Join us as we embark on a quest to demolish the corrupt government, kick out warmongers, and banish globalists from our virtual world.

    But that’s not all! We will also be taking down Communists, Marxists, and Fascists with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. The political class that hates our Country will tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes and bows.

    And let’s not forget about the Fake News Media – we will be building walls around their bases and trapping them in with mobs of angry zombies. The Swamp will be drained, and our country will be liberated from the clutches of tyranny once and for all!

    So grab your pixelated weapons, saddle up your virtual horses, and join us on this epic journey to victory. Together, we will conquer the Minecraft world and emerge victorious against all odds. See you on the battlefield, fellow warriors!

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  • Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!

    Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 7911
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the Airbnb vacation home owned by this poor soul.

    Imagine logging in to find your virtual vacation home trashed by your own family members, just like in this crazy story. But don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the mess – just for the entertainment value!

    Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled relatives who expect everything for free. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

    So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • Blockheadz Minecraft Server

    Blockheadz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1324
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

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    Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

    From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

    So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

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  • CraftyLifeBeautiFul

    CraftyLifeBeautiFul
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 2016
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Magic Items Found: 4816
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT to another who only communicates in pig Latin, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Life is too short to play on boring servers, come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest place to be in Minecraft!

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  • KharkivCraft: 90% Destroyed!

    KharkivCraft: 90% Destroyed!
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 6933
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy more than 90% of Russian offensive forces in Kharkiv Oblast just like the Ukrainian Army! we are the ultimate warriors of blocky destruction, crushing our enemies with pixelated power! join us and be a part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of minecraft! build, fight, and conquer with us as we take on all challengers and emerge victorious every time! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

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  • CrowdFundedQueens – Breaking the Block Ceiling!

    CrowdFundedQueens – Breaking the Block Ceiling!
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2065
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

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    hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! here at our server, we have found that female gamers complete quests 20% faster than males! that’s right, ladies rule the server here!

    unlike other servers, our female players face fewer disadvantages and benefit from the herding behavior of investors (whatever that means). so if u wanna be part of a server where the ladies are on top, join us now!

    oh, and did i mention that couples are just as fast as males on our server? that’s right, love is in the air here at our server! so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little romance!

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  • Equilibrium | Survival | Economy | Auctions |

    Equilibrium | Survival | Economy | Auctions |
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9039
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

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    Join Equil, a survival server with a fun economy and auctions.Trade, buy, and sell items to grow your wealth.Win rare items in our auctions.Start your adventure today!

    Our Discordhttps://discord.com/invite/ybdCdMA8GY

    Our Webstorehttps://equilibrium-shop.tebex.io/

    Equil.minehut.gg

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  • The ‘Minelanders: Where your worst enemy is a creeper, not your fellow Minecrafter!

    The ‘Minelanders: Where your worst enemy is a creeper, not your fellow Minecrafter!
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9371
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Crops Grown: 4963 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

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    ⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

    Server Address mc.minelanders.com
    Version 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
    Discord https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

    Overview:

    The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

    Community Nights!

    Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! These events are separate from survival, but offer an awesome opportunity to engage with the community and experience Minecraft in a new way. Many have been created by players on the server!

    Vanilla Reimagined

    General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

    Features

    Plot Protection We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
    Player Shops We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
    Clans We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
    Map Size The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21. The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
    Donations Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in-game advantages.

    Rules:

    1. Play in good faith
    2. Be respectful of other players
    3. No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
    4. Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
    5. No cheating
    6. Alt accounts must be known to staff
    7. No releasing personal information about another player
    8. Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

    Pictures from the last edition of the server^(It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

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