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Who Can Stop Them? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	2569
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with chaos and craziness at every turn!

Join us if you dare, as our server is ruled by a group of evil chickens who have declared themselves the supreme overlords of the land. Will you be able to overthrow their feathery rule and restore peace to the server?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you brave enough to face off against these woolly warriors and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the only rule is: who can stop them?

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimension Hops:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

DressDilemmaCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	215
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

NostalgicCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

LebCraft Air Strikes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3105
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	196
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.