lol come join our minecraft server where we got the congo mystery disease but like in a fun way!!! who knows what kind of wacky illness you’ll catch next?? maybe you’ll start turning into a creeper or grow a pig nose!!! the WHO is even investigating our server cuz it’s so wild!!! join now for a chance to be part of the madness and spread the mystery disease to all your friends!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!!
CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery! WHOa!
WHO’s Your Block Boss?
so like, u know how WHO is all like tryna be in charge of world health n stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the WHO of minecraft servers, but BETTER. we are considering demanding a reform, with an AMERICAN in charge cuz why not, right? join our server for the most epic health and safety measures in the minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best virtual doctors and nurses to take care of u if u get attacked by a zombie or fall off a cliff. trust me, u wanna be a part of this epic journey to health and safety in minecraft land. come join us and be a part of the revolution!VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks
Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.
Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
WHOaCraft2020
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.
plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
SnowyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. plus, we got this secret underground world where you can find diamonds just by sneezing, it’s legit magical AF. and get this, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story bro. so come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.EpicHealthQuests
lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz WHO (not the band lol) launched a global initiative to combat emerging health threats and we are the OFFICIAL minecraft server for it!!! like, if u join us, u automatically become a health superhero in the minecraft world. u gotta fight off zombie viruses and mutant bacteria with ur diamond sword and golden apples. plus, we have a secret potion that gives u superpowers to heal urself and ur friends. so come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecrafthealthheroes #potionpower #zombievirusfightersCovidCraft: China Edition
LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together!PandemicCraft: China’s Data Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most hilarious and wild adventures waiting for you! we have secret caves filled with diamond blocks and lava pits that will make you scream like a little girl!we also have a pet pig named dave who can do backflips and tell jokes, he’s basically the coolest pig in all of minecraft land.
if you join our server, you’ll also get to ride on the backs of flying chickens and battle giant spiders with laser eyes. it’s totally insane, bro!
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding their houses? it’s all in good fun, though!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft adventures of your life!
WHOvsCOVID Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to share all your covid data, man. the World Health Organization is all up in here, telling China to spill the beans on everything. join us and be part of the craziest data-sharing party ever! we got scientists, we got doctors, we even got some zombies (but don’t worry, they’re friendly). come join the fun and help save the world, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret lab where you can create your own vaccines? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s kick covid’s butt together!YemenAirStrikez Minecraft Server
OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LITERALLY SO LIT, U WON’T BELIEVE IT! LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, THE OWNER OF THE SERVER WAS CHILLIN’ AT YEMEN AIRPORT AND THEN BAM, ISRAELI AIR STRIKES HIT AND KILLED THREE PEOPLE! BUT LIKE, DON’T WORRY, THAT’S JUST HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF EXPLOSIONS AND ADVENTURE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLIFE