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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4008 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
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