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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2084 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 3561 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.