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  • BlockyLove30

    BlockyLove30
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 7806
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

    SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4488
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1908
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

    But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

    And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

    Ultra Processed Food Frenzy
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5845
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Farms Harvested: 761
    New Chunks Explored: 210930 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vexlaris

    Vexlaris
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9420
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4755 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

    Hangout Haven Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7507
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9831
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

    Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFDriverSeatOops

    GFDriverSeatOops
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3938
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Emeralds Found: 2821 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

    But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

    DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9618
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Emeralds Found: 2865 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Villages Defended: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

    But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

    If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

    CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 2285
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Chimeras Created: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Crops Grown: 6633
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

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  • BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

    BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 6678
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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