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Snowy Minecraft SMP Palace

Snowy, racial bias, societal norms, relationships, Race

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white women decided that only white men were worthy of joining their elite Minecraft server. But fear not, because we are here to break down those ridiculous barriers and invite everyone to join in on the fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own floating castle in the sky, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or just makes a really tasty French fry).

So come one, come all, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Because in this Minecraft SMP, the only thing that matters is having a good time and laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

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Funny Cat Makes Me Shoot Pure White Ropes Unironically Minecraft SMP

cat behavior, Unironically, pet humor, cat humor, pure white ropes

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident funny cat who has the power to make players shoot pure white ropes unironically. Yes, you heard that right! It’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on this crazy phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You’ll never know when they’ll bust a move right in front of you, adding a whole new level of entertainment to your Minecraft experience.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. They’ve got moves that will make your jaw drop and your character break out into spontaneous dance emotes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable and hilarious adventure. Who knows what other absurdities you’ll encounter along the way!

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Pyramids & Pixels Minecraft Server

Server, egyptian white, pixels, Pyramids, EXPLAIN

Welcome to our mysterious and wacky Minecraft server where you can explore ancient Egyptian ruins while being chased by a horde of angry white rabbits! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a camel through a pyramid maze while dodging flying pharaohs shooting laser beams from their eyes? Only on our server, of course! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunt where players have to battle a giant sandworm to claim the coveted diamond-encrusted golden scarab! So come join the fun and chaos on our server – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky white rabbits!

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Blocky Decisions Minecraft Server

blocky, Decisions, neutral tones, color preferences, Home decor

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is brown or white mushrooms? Well, look no further because on our server, the mushrooms are sentient and will engage in epic battles to win your favor! Choose wisely, as your decision could lead to an alliance with the Mushroom Kingdom or a war with the Fungi Federation.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that will take you on exhilarating aerial tours of the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creepers.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and laughter. Who needs brown or white when you can have a technicolor dream world of madness and mayhem?

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Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

blonde women, gender equality, societal norms, Stereotypes, LGBTQ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

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Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

transition team, Ideology, leadership, Bush administration, executive branch

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Competing White Women Minecraft SMP

cultural expectations, white women, Racial equality, intersectionality, feminism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white women are dominating the landscape? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – rainbow unicorns! That’s right, these majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? Only players who join our server can ride them into battle against the evil white women who think they rule the world. Join us now and show those basic ladies who’s boss!

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I Don’t Look Down on Others Because I’m White, I Really Minecraft SMP

feminism, success, Identity, parents, upbringing

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just average and boring? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who have rich parents that can afford to buy them all the diamonds they want! That’s right, forget about grinding for hours to find resources, just ask your mom to buy them for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only thing that matters is how much money your parents have. Who needs skill and hard work when you can just buy your way to the top? Plus, we have a special VIP area where only the wealthiest players can access, complete with golden blocks and diamond armor for everyone!

So why wait? Join our server now and show off your parents’ money like never before. Who knew being rich could be so fun in Minecraft?

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White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server

Girls, social dynamics, Cultural differences, ethnics, ethnicity

Are you tired of non-white girls being prude and bitchy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the white girl enthusiasts out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of white girls to mingle with. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate dating simulator? So come on over and relax with us, because on this server, the only thing prude and bitchy is the creeper trying to blow up your hard work.

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White House Felon Minecraft Server

Truth, legal issues, Server, Hypocrisy, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!

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