Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.
Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!
Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!
Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pigskin gore in our world is actually magical and can give you special powers if you collect enough of it. Who knows, maybe you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs out of your hands!
So come on, join us and let’s get gory together in the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?
Imagine a world where Dave Stieb is not only a legendary baseball player, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Picture him leading a team of misfit players from the 1993 Chicago White Sox on a quest to conquer the virtual realm. Who needs Jack McDowell when you have Dave Stieb wielding a diamond sword?
And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, imagine the 1993 Kansas City Royals calling up Stieb to join their ranks. Will he dominate on the battlefield as he did on the baseball field? Will he build the most epic castle the server has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie version of Rod Bolton roaming the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity. Will you be the one to capture the Rainbow Sheep Unicorn and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest coding and gaming adventure of your life! Remember, real gamers use 2 spaces to indent their code.
Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP
