White MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoGFNoEntryCraft

ENGAGEMENT, brother, Christmas card, NoGFNoEntryCraft, Birthday Party

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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Block Party: White Flight Edition

Flight, white residents, White, Black immigrants, immigration impact

come join our minecraft server where black immigrants attract white residents to neighborhoods and native black residents move out like a reverse gentrification party! it’s like a game of musical chairs but with houses! watch as the white residents build their fancy mansions while the black residents scramble to find a new place to live. it’s a race against time, who will win? who will lose? join now to find out and be a part of this crazy social experiment in minecraft form!

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White House Office vs. Social Media Sale

antitrust, House, president, Politics, Regulation

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the president wants in on the action? well, our server is so poppin’ that we got an office in the White House, no cap! imagine building your blocky empire while rubbing elbows with world leaders, it’s like playing minecraft in the oval office, fam!

not only that, but our server is so fire that even our competitors are shook. they tried to buy us out, but we said nah, we doin’ our own thing. now they gotta sell their social media platform just to try and compete with us. talk about desperate, amirite?

so come join the craziest, most lit minecraft server out there. build, mine, and flex on your enemies while living that presidential lifestyle. who needs the real world when you got a blocky paradise like ours? come thru and see for yourself, you won’t wanna leave, trust.

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NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

mother-in-law, holidays, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, relationship, UNACCEPTABLE

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

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White Man’s Realm 1.21.3

Diversity, simulation, leadership, Civ 7, White

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – you can play as Harriet Tubman in Civ 7! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a great American leader in a blocky world, am I right? Plus, as a white dude, it’s like the ultimate role-playing experience. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to lead your virtual people to victory, Harriet Tubman style! Let’s do this!

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Toilet Paper Tube Paradise

bathroom accessory, Paper, Paradise, everyday, practical

Yo, listen up! if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of magical unicorns who poop out diamonds! That’s right, DIAMONDS! And not just any diamonds, but near-perfectly round ones that sparkle like a disco ball in the sun.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a block of dirt, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like a heavenly choir serenading you as you gather resources for your epic builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. The possibilities are endless, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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BlockyBraidsAndBeards

hair techniques, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, hair styling, hair maintenance, hair styling tips

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

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White Space Odyssey 1.20.4

Ancestry, Diversity, Space, Nationality, mixed race

Lol join dis Minecraft server cuz we got spaghetti blocks instead of bricks! Imagine building a house outta pasta, mama mia! Plus, all da mobs speak with Italian accents, it’s like playing Minecraft in da old country. So come on down and let’s-a-go!

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RaceBaiter69

Communication, Walking, new city, curly hair, Honesty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

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Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5

wonderland, fag, INCLUSIVE, Cultural, tolerance

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

First off, we got some sick builds that will blow your mind. Like, we’re talking giant statues of Steve riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains.

Plus, the community here is top-notch. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out if you need it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server and let’s have some fun together!

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