u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more red wine den white wine in our virtual taverns. we got a meta-analysis study dat proves red wine is da healthiest choice in dis blocky world. forget bout dem carcinogens, we got u covered with dat good good red wine. join us for a drink and some blocky adventures. ain’t no server like dis one, we got da best wine and da craziest stories to tell. come on in and let’s get drunk on pixels together!
Wine Not White
Rat Sommelier Vineyard
come join our cray cray minecraft server where the rats are the real MVPs! these lil dudes can sniff out white wine varietals like nobody’s business. they’ll even train to tell the diff between two fancy wines. imagine the possibilities, you could have a rat sommelier guiding you through your minecraft adventures. who needs diamonds when you have rats with a refined palate? join us now and let the wine-loving rodents show you a whole new world of minecraft fun!BillSplitter Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where splitting the bill is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild adventure filled with oysters, beef tartar, and white wine – unless you don’t like those things, in which case, feel free to order your own linguine with clams and drinks!We promise outrageous encounters like arguing over bills and shady comments about being rich from people with multiple houses and businesses. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… or is it?
Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can request your own bill and avoid awkward money conversations. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!