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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1715 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!